Let all the Bulldog faithful rally behind the men who now wear the red and black with two words, two simple words which express the sentiments of the entire Bulldog Nation: Auburn Sucks.
We couldn’t have gotten one of those marquee noon slots on ESPN, could we?
I’m sure it’s about two undefeated teams something something and the rivalry and the brand…but…didn’t that just happen last weekend with Tennessee and Texas?
Methinks Nick Saban may be whispering into producers ears up in Bristol.
It’s still early in the season, but some of yall were asking about the Net YPP and what it looks like so far. Jon Tweets Sports was kind enough to do all the math for us, so credit due to him.
As a rule, the Senator used a +2 as criteria for a Playoff-worthy team.
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Not only is it shocking to see both Florida and Mississippi State (!) up there, but equally shocking to see Ole Miss and Texas A&M down at the bottom.
When your defense is looking more woeful than Arkansas, you may be hitting rock bottom. Turns out Ole Miss might’ve needed to invest in a few more defensive stars and not out all their eggs in just the Chambliss basket.
I’m not sure we’ve properly appreciated this. Four weeks into the season, and your Georgia Bulldogs are the only CFB team to score on a fumble recovery, and interception, and a special teams return.
The broadcast threw up a graphic that showed we had scored some insane amount in the first quarter all season, and I told my buddy what a disappointment we only eeked out a touchdown when we’d been averaging closer to 28 points in the first quarter.
Fire Bobo.
I keed I keed. But there’s something different about this team…four covered spreads, scoring like it’s going out of style, and playing tremendous defense so far this season. Maybe there’s a reason:
Mateer fumbles twice and throws a pick. No clips of Venables or Arbuckle ripping his ass on the sideline.
Stockton goes three and out when they’re up by three scores and Kirby is chewing him a new one.
The obvious play of the game Saturday can be summed up in an image:
What amazed me more was watching Cole’s stride length as he ran it back. I told my buddy that at one point it looked like he was hitting around two steps per five yards on the return.
In case you missed it, the “Real UTI” was defined over the weekend, with Texass prevailing over Tennessee. If you could’ve told me there was a program that could outclass the Vols, I’d say bullshit.
But, man, the Longhorns really stepped up their game, I’ll give them that.
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Colin Simmons, here’s your roses.
But wait…there’s more!
Refs: No sir– you MAY NOT mime urination with a gigantic uber-penis after a sack
Also refs: You MAY, in fact, mime smelling your own taint sweat and subsequently fainting … THAT is perfectly acceptable and normal behavior
Gotta hand it to you, Shorthorns. You joined the league and have had an immediate impact to somehow wash away the general douchiness of Tennessee and Florida fanbases, albeit you can’t actually win the conference.
Others receiving votes: Duke, Boise State, App State
In regards to our thoughts on the bonus questions:
Most Overrated – Texas A&M at 30%, with Texas not far behind at 25%. 14% of you said LSU, and another 12% said Oklahoma (we will find out soon enough, won’t we?)
Most Underrated – Mississippi State at 42%, with Florida and Kentucky getting the next highest nod at 16% each.
Most Likely to Make the CFP – Y’all went with a narrow field, only selecting Georgia (70%), Texas (21%), Ole Miss (7%) and a lone vote for Alabama (2%).
Also, we clearly don’t like the B1G, at all. And I agree and understand.
Im not sure I’ll witness a game like that again in my lifetime, though the 2022 Ohio State game was close. But that felt more like a “we escaped”. The Rose Bowl was pure, unbridled joy and happiness. It signaled that the long 40 years of frustration might actually be turning into something unfamiliar…Hope.