Thursday Thought Provoker: Top of the Mornin’ Tailgating

Sorry for the late posting…I passed my first kidney stone and it was, well, a bit of a painful ordeal. I can blog through a lot of things, but that…no, sir.

Anyway, it’s an early kickoff this week, which means that those of you who are fortunate to go will need to have an early morning tailgate, or at least departure time, to arrive for the pre-game festivities. I can recall, back in the good ole days, that a early kickoff meant a box of fried chicken and maybe a 10:30 am arrival. Given the modern setups nowadays, I imagine it’s far more elaborate and may include making your breakfast at the site.

Or, maybe it’s like it is at Boston College:

I wonder how the open bars I see on campus would fly given these rules at BC? Hmmm.

Anyway, for those of you who arrive early…what do you do? Do you do a breakfast and lunch? Or is it a more muted affair? Discuss.

We’re #2

Georgia moves up in the AP ballot to number two. Not much of a shakeup anywhere, but Haley Sawyer strikes again.

Who is Haley Sawyer? Why, she’s the AP voter who last year moved Florida up two spots in the AP poll…after Florida lost to USF.

I’m just surprised she hasn’t been named to the CFP Committee, if I’m being honest. She’s in the news again because she left Michigan at 17 after their loss/win from Saturday.

Anyway, here’s the breakdown of the latest voting:

Worth noting Mike Griffith’s voting at the bottom. LSU #1? Hmmm.

MAC Attack

Someone’s not letting go of the Ann Arbor Atrocity without a fight.

Eh. Most of the parties have moved on, so the fact that this is coming up on a Tuesday after the fact is odd. Some others have pointed out that the game and broadcast clocks were not in sync, so there’s this:

Kind of makes sense, honestly.

In other news, you mean to tell me a broadcast screwed up a game?

He’ll, that’s nothing new.

Help Us Brent Venables, You’re Our Only Hope

Shot:

Chaser:

Dabo is officially on the hot seat, and it seems like he doesn’t much care about it. Ever since Brent Venables left the Greater Anderson Cow College, Clemson hasn’t necessarily been a feared program.

In Venables time at Clemson, roughly ten years from 2012-2021, Clemson lost a total of 17 games. In the four seasons since he took over at the helm at Oklahoma, Clemson hasn’t necessarily lost…17 games.

It’s not so bad, though…in the four years before Venables came to Clemson, Swinney lost 22 games.

It’s amazing what Swinney can’t accomplish as a head coach in his own, and people are becoming very aware of it. Smart may have had his last chance to embarrass Dabo when Georgia played Clemson a few years ago, but the better news is Kirby doesn’t have a split like that that people can point to based on a coordinator, no matter if the fan base likes the coordinator or not.

Lane Kiffin, Chess Master

It was all just sound and fury, after all?

If there’s one person out there, whether you hate him or love him, who wouldn’t mind burning the business down on his way out, it’s probably Lane Kiffin.

Given the slings and arrows he endured as he exited Oxford, it’s hard not see how he could have some feelings about his indictment as a turncoat in modern college football. Transfers everywhere, people chasing a bag, so why not…and, oh, a loophole that allows 2022 players an extra year of eligibility to boot? Lane saw an opportunity for chaos, and jumped at the chance.

let’s pour gasoline on the fire and see what happens…because some people get a kick out of watching the fire department do their damndest to fight to extinguish something that’s impossible to put out.

Meanwhile, Lane has shifted from courtroom antics to locker room antics.

It sounds like he’s trying to channel his inner Kirby while also embracing the idea that he’s happy to kick a person when they’re down. He’s trying to make LSU a feared program again, and will use any fabricated voodoo to get there.

Gotta say, I’m impressed. Somehow in the midst of it all he’s had an expose book written about his horndog lifestyle in Tuscaloosa, tattled about tampering, abandoned a college football program as they were heading to the CFP, and all anyone can talk about is court and eligibility of pro players, whom he won’t even roster in the end.

And a 51-10 ass whipping of Clemson.

Lane decided that, instead of hating the PR machine for what it is, he’d hack it and use it to his benefit to rebrand himself as the villain of college football, a rogue badass who will now lay wate to everyone in his path, and not as Joey Freshwater anymore.

Good show, Lane.

Everything Must Go

Do you like those highlight reels from the Georgia media team? Of course you do! They know you do!

Now you’ll have to pay money to see them!

Why do I get the distinct feeling that radio broadcasts are about to find their way to a pay per listen medium? Will Glory Glory be create a subscriber only channel where Bulldawg fans can pay to hear the games?

Why would I not be surprised to see them dome Sanford and make fans pay to breathe the air?

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Of course, some folks are having fun with it, but I’m not sure if they’re giving Josh more ideas that could cost us down the road.

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What a time to be alive.

Today, In Moral Dilemmas

We have an interesting matchup this week.

It’s been so long since either team has beaten Georgia that a whole generation of kids have been born and completed elementary school in the same time, so it’s not a question of relevance, it’s more of which gives you greater satisfaction?

Seeing Tennessee lose to an ACC school, albeit a rival?

Seeing Tech lost to Bobby Hill?

Personally, I love it anytime Tech loses. Tennessee is more fun when they lose to us…but I cannot help myself from cheering whenever I see nerd tears and whining from the blue bloods on the Flats.

How about you?

In Times Like These

Every little bit of savings helps, if you’ve gotta wander out of the house.

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This one is a little better to me, in my opinion:

Georgia beat Mercer six days ago, btw. Just sayin.

Now let’s partner with BP or someone for a free fill up somewhere, and now we’re talking.

Go Dawgs.

Blue and Haze

In case you missed it, the Kyle Whittingham era in Michigan kicked off with a field storming.

What massive upset had they pulled you say? Must’ve been an upset over Ohio State or something, right?

Wrong.

See kids, this is Michigan football when we can no longer cheat.

Sure it took a last minute Hail Mary. It’s just that it was the second Hail Mary on the drive, which means Western Michigan became the first team ever to lose a game when leading at the end of regulation.

Of course, the B1G came out with an explanation and allowance for another play as the WMU defender touched the ball out of bounds with an apparent mythical second and they were able to succeed in the second attempt.

Meanwhile, #2 Oregon struggled with a pesky Boise State in what would’ve been the newly PAC-N conference upset of the year.

Of course, it was not without controversy in a missed roughing the passer call on a crucial fourth down for Boise.

Not throwing shade at the B1G, since the SEC still has a tilt with Louisville today that remains to be seen about the conference, but color me unimpressed with Oregon, yet again.

It’s another wonderful year to bitch about the other guy, and week one has already given us plenty of space to do so.

It feels all warm and fuzzy doesn’t it?