Vanderbilt, what the hell?

Yep, Jared Curtis is playing, and, yes, Vanderbilt was trailing Delaware at halftime. This ain’t the 2025 version of the Commodores, and that Homecoming game coming up might be a “Yar, She Blows” endeavor for Curtis and Company.
In case you decided to go for a hike yesterday and missed the slate of great games, here’s a short version of some Ho Hums and some insight into others.
The Ho Hums – They Won, As Expected
Ole Miss 41, Charlotte 9
South Carolina 45, Towson 9 – Of note, Sellers threw for under 100 yards and an INT, and Carolina had two punt returns for a touchdown.
Florida 52, Campbell 3 – Over 500 yards offense with two punt returns TDs.
Auburn 43, Southern Miss 8 – Byrum Brown had 300 total yards offense and two scores
The More Interesting
Alabama 45, Kentucky 17
This was a tale of two halves and Will Stein demonstrating that he’s a young coach and making some bonehead decisions. This was a competitive game, until it suddenly wasn’t. Alabama’s defense looked pretty stout.
Utah 43, Arkansas 10
Arkansas had a white out yesterday too. They’d prefer to white out the result. Generally looked incompetent on both sides of the ball and Kirby should appropriately get pissed at our team of Arkansas makes next Saturday even remotely close.
Missouri 38, Kansas 21
Nothing like using 150 year old propaganda to get Missouri pissed off. It was a tight first half with special teams miscues by Missouri, but Austin Simmons looks to be the kind of QB that can be a problem when we play them. And we know how he looked a couple of years ago as a younger version of himself. This one has me worried.
Michigan 17, Oklahoma 10
This was ugly. It’s hard to gauge Oklahoma’s defense, as Michigan is fairly putrid on offense…but not as bad as Oklahoma. Mateer looked lost and Oklahoma couldn’t generate an offensive rhythm to save their lives. We might have a tough time moving the sticks against Oklahoma, but until to see how they score more than Western Kentucky did against our ones. However, we know how we struggle with mobile QBs.
Tennessee 45, NATS 24
Tech got the Temu version of Mendoza, Tennessee averaged nearly 7 yards per carry, and Mark Richt Field was embarrassingly orange last night. I’m no fan of Tennessee, but if it had to happen to anyone, might as well be Tech. They are missing Buster Faulkner, big time.







