MBG update – Go touch some grass edition

Corn Dogs gonna Corn Dog. Although the flip side with Ole Miss wouldn’t surprise me, I’m sure the athletic association is letting frat boys run wild in Vaught-Hemingway. If I were at Ole Miss frat boys, I would be chasing some Ole Miss sorority girls instead.

Another meteor game on the horizon this Saturday.

Us and Them

This an interesting word salad from a marked man.

It’s odd to me how quickly one can reference a team they were with less than a calendar year ago as “them”.

Safety issues are a reality for Lane as he stands ready to return to Oxford. That’s certain, but it’s also interesting how he’s already pivoting to say the game is on the players and not on the focus on him. It’s a hell of a motivator, and Lane should recognize that.

But, hey, it’s easier to pre-emptively throw your team under the bus early, right Joey?

He really was the perfect fit for Tennessee, we just never knew it.

Never Satisfied: Doing What You’re Supposed to Do

Dang, Kirby is sounding like a bitter wife. Not that that is anything new.

Handle business is Arkansas and again a week later against Oklahoma, and maybe the chatter gets turned down some. Not that I’ll expect it to be, especially since we have a five week stretch where we play Oklahoma, Alabama, and Auburn.

We’re getting in to business season…to borrow a long forgotten phrase, are we man enough?

Speaking of Kirby Breaking Programs

While we’re on the subject of destroying ACC programs for *checks notes* LIFE, how’re things going down in Tallahassee?

Well, let’s say if you could turn the lights on long enough to examine it…not good.

Leta face it, it’s way cheaper to buy out an AD’s contract than, say, this guy’s…

A lingering question sources have told On3 in recent days is whether Florida State moves on from Norvell and who would make the next hire. Alford’s firing signals he will not make the final decision on Norvell or who will handle a possible coaching search.

Senior associate AD Bruce Warwick will serve as Florida State interim athletic director, sources tell On3. 

“Changes like this are never easy, but sometimes necessary,” Florida State Board of Trustees Chairman Peter Collins said in a statement. “We have made significant investments and structural changes in our athletics program and Seminole Boosters over the past few years, but more are needed. This step begins the next phase of restructuring that the University must commit to in order to compete in this era of college sports. ”

Alford brought Norvell back for the 2026 season despite a 2-7 finish in 2025 after starting the year 3-0. Florida State is 8-18 since its ACC championship game win in 2023.

With FSU fans crowdsourcing Norvell’s buyout, safe to say that losing the AD is just the first domino to fall.

Sometimes, Kirby just has a way of breaking you. Let’s hope he’s done it to another guy, too…

Fun fact…Alabama lost helmet communications in the second half and scored 32 points against Kentucky.

Maybe it is the coach’s fault, after all.

The Key to Losing

Well, well, well…

Kirby, you complete me.

Old Bawling Brent hasn’t been having the best of times on the Flats lately. Since pretty much locking up the ACC last year, Tech has since lost to Pitt, Georgia, BYU, Colorado, and Tennessee. Their P4 OOC resume isn’t looking so swell, and they can’t even win their conference, either.

The longest losing streak of any P4 team in the country, and all losses against ranked P4 teams…well, except for Colorado

Couldn’t happen to a better pack of assholes, could it?

Post Game Grades From A Dude Who Never Played Football – Western Kentucky Edition

Well…that escalated quickly. And with that, cupcake season is officially over.

I’m not sure what the appropriate emotional response is to scoring 60+ points in back-to-back games, but I’ll take it as a good thing. For the second straight week, the Dawgs were putting up PlayStation stats in the first half and eventually hung 70 on Western Kentucky.

We all know competition level has not been elite, but as many have pointed out in our Refugee community, we have played less than elite competition for several years now and seldom have we taken care of business looking this dominant/explosive (or whatever adjective fits your needs).

I don’t think we’re at the point of booking flights and hotel rooms for the CFP championship game yet, but we’ve looked as impressive as anyone else, no?

For now, I’m going to enjoy it.

Like last week, not going to go with traditional A-F letter grades because all we did was beat up a weakling, that’s all we did. The rest of this is just smoke-filled coffee house crap. We tortured and tormented a weaker team…(name that movie). On to the grades…

Quarterback: Put Gunner In Bubble Wrap

I know he hasn’t had to make Josh Allen level throws in these first two games, but I’m not sure we can ask a lot more out of Rabun County’s finest.

13-16 for 234 yards, 5 TD’s in basically a quarter and a half of football. Five different receivers caught those touchdown passes, and he left the game with Georgia up 42-0.

He took a couple of hits I didn’t love watching and made a decision or two resulting in incomplete passes when other receivers were open for big gains, but easy for me to say when I’m not seeing the field through his eyes. His deep ball to Dandridge was a little underthrown, but it almost “threw him more open” by the time he made the catch. Gunner also did a very nice job extending a couple plays with his feet and finding open receivers to keep drives going, great composure. Gunner’s played less than a full game’s worth of time in these first two contests and I’d sum it up as mistake free and incredibly efficient.

And what of Puglisi?

Well, he showed some wheels on a 70 yard TD run…didn’t have that one on my bingo card. I’ll admit that any time I see him throw the ball more than 15 yards over the middle of the field, I get little heart palpitations. He’s not afraid to take some chances, that’s for sure. His run that resulted in a fumble deep in our territory was a “learning opportunity” and I think his courage simply got the better of him.  

One thing that’s important to consider for any backup QB coming into a game that’s well in hand…they’re generally playing with a lot of second (and possibly third) teamers at all other positions. They’re not always going to be in sync the same way the starters will be. Not saying we could start him tomorrow and he’ll produce like Gunner does, but I can appreciate his situation as the backup where he wants to make some plays and they’re not always there to be had.  

Running Back: Still Very Much Bought In

I said it last week and I’ll repeat it…Nate Frazier is different this year. Statistically, he’s the most efficient runner in college football history right now (guessing). After 2 games he has 10 carries for 127 yards and 4 TD’s. Put the stats aside for a second…just put the eye test on him. He’s running different this year…he’s seeing the holes (of which there have been many), hitting them decisively, making people miss (that first run spin off the defender was special stuff) and finishing runs violently. Impossible to not love what we’ve seen from him this year.

Chauncey Bowens didn’t get much rushing production, but caught two passes for 45 yards, including a TD with the smoothest hurdle into the endzone I’ve ever seen…barely looked like he was trying. If he and Frazier can stay healthy this season, we have playmakers in the backfield.

My main man Dwight Lightning only had a couple of touches for 8 yards, so I can’t get on my soapbox this week…I know you’re all super disappointed.

Consider about half of our carries came from the combination of Nick Peal, Bo Walker and Jae Lamar…and we rushed for 234 yards on 35 carries (6.7 YPC)…not a bad day’s work.

Offensive Line: Not Hating What I’ve Seen

When the offense is scoring at will, running backs have holes to run through and Guner has time and throwing lanes, they’re doing their job in my eyes.

Again, they’ve been beating up on TSU and WKU, so too hard to judge because they’re manhandling these teams. Arkansas should give us a better idea of what this unit looks like…not that Arkansas is considered an elite SEC squad, but they are an SEC opponent we will play on the road.  

Why don’t we sum it up this way, after two games I don’t believe our offense is limited by our offensive line. I didn’t love watching Gunner take a couple of hits, so not a perfect outing…but still better than last year in my opinion. I reserve the right to change my opinion in future weeks. Our first teamers are helping to produce chunk plays in the running and passing game and we’re jumping on top of teams immediately.

Receivers (WR’s + TE’s): Who Wants To Score This Week?

Nearly all of the damage was done while Gunner was in the game, so that’s where I’ll put my judgment.

Sacovie took full advantage of his lone catch…grabbing a long slant in stride and took it 70 yards to the house. He showed some nice speed to outrace a few defenders. Loved the route, throw, catch and run on this one.

Craig Dandridge caught two balls for 56 yards, including the early 43 yarder. He continues to make me look smart and represent Milton, GA like the badass he is. I’m trying to figure out what makes him different. He’s got a really nice skillset when it comes to speed, quickness, hands, etc. But there’s a “slipperiness” to him that’s unusual to me. Maybe someone smarter than me can verbalize it better than I can.

Talyn Taylor had two catches and another touchdown. Start buying that stock now if you haven’t already. London Humphreys got into the end zone. Ethan Barbour caught his first career touchdown.

Not a whole lot more from the rest of the receiving group in terms of noteworthy performances, but we shut it down VERY early. No reason to show anything more than we had to after we built such a big early lead. We didn’t even target guys like Reddell and Prothro this week…wasn’t necessary.

What was of some concern in the offseason has not been a concern at all through these cupcake games. I’ll stay optimistic with a little caution until we see them matched up against more worthy competition.

Defensive Line: Doing Their Job

I’ll keep this short and sweet.

Defensive linemen are winning their battles, pushing the pocket, taking time away from the QB and creating opportunities for linebackers to do their job.

Gabe Harris continues to stand out when he’s on the field. Nice to see Elijah Griffin record a couple of tackles this week. I don’t know if Jordan Hall is “fully back” from his injury last year, but he continues to show up with another couple of tackles.

We’ve been able to get a lot of different guys reps in these first two games, so that’s always a plus and we should have a fresh squad going into SEC play.

Most of WKU’s production came against backups and their backup QB was responsible for more than half of their rushing yardage. Not too worried.  

Linebackers: Not Worried At All

It’s too hard to use statistics as a judgment here because guys like Raylen Wilson didn’t even record a tackle, and I think we’d all agree he’s not a bad football player.

Guys like AJ Kruah, Nick Abrams and Terrell Foster were leading tacklers…and those are all second and/or third teamers.

Chris Cole looks like a guided missile and once he’s needed on the field for a majority of snaps, he looks like a guy who could win the Butkus award. I don’t know if the total production will be there, but he can impact the game in so many ways…great against the run, can cover and might be our best pass rusher on obvious passing downs.

Still very high on Justin Williams, it’s going to show once we need him on the field in closer games.

We didn’t even get to see Zayden Walker record any statistics, so there’s that to consider.

So many weapons.

Defensive Backs: Loaded

Let’s enjoy this while we can.

Ellis Robinson still looks the part of a lockdown corner. I know there was a pass or two thrown his way that was completed, or should have been completed. But he nearly had a pick on a ball he played perfectly and laid a nice hit on a receiver to jar the ball loose on what should have been a completion. This will almost certainly be his last year in Athens.

KJ Bolden is unmistakably elite. He has incredible instincts, closing speed and tackling ability. This will almost certainly be his last year in Athens.

Demello Jones has gotten better and made a beautiful interception that nearly turned into a pick 6. I don’t know that we’ll lose him after this year, but he will one day be playing in the NFL.

How about Blake Stewart being Johnny On The Spot with the interception of the batted pass? The ensuing run/fumble pickup by Green, fumbled around by Green, recovery by Green for a touchdown was a fun little sequence.

Let’s sum up…WKU did very little in the passing game, we created some turnovers via interceptions and many of our starting players will be playing on Sundays in the future. Arrow up.

Special Teams: Mostly Great

Peyton Woodring was perfect on all ten extra points.

Drew Miller averaged 46 yards on four punts, including a 57-yarder.

Sacovie had a couple of solid punt returns.

AJ Kruah caused a fumble on the opening kickoff that the Dawgs recovered and quickly turned into points.

Oh yeah, Tyriq Green took a kickoff 91 yards to the house…so not bad. Last kickoff returned for a TD was in 2016 according to my mental rolodex (and some help from Google).

On the negative, Roldan’s punt return attempt was mishandled leading to a fumble and turnover…think he saw a lot of green grass in front of him and started running before he secured the catch.

Tyriq Green got injured on a return that wasn’t necessary. Rumor is a high ankle sprain and not expected to miss extensive time.

Certainly like the good more than I don’t like the bad, and the bad can definitely be cleaned up.

Offensive Coaching: Let’s Give Bobo Some Credit To Start The Season

We scored 70 points.

We scored touchdowns on our first seven possessions.

Four of those touchdown drives took less than a minute.

We had 493 yards of offense with most of that coming in one half of play.

Gunner threw five touchdown passes.

Twelve different players caught passes.

And we did all of that while pulling the starters in less than a half of play.

It’s tough for me to complain about anything when we score 70 points.

I couldn’t tell anyone if Mike Bobo is the greatest OC ever. I certainly wouldn’t call him the worst. He’s put together his fair share of great offenses (I think 2014 is still the most productive offense UGA has ever had statistically). I’ll admit, I’ve scratched my head at some of the play calls in certain situations in the past…because I’m a football fan and that’s just what we do. What I have loved thus far after two games…we are jumping all over teams immediately and putting inferior teams away in emphatic fashion.

We have not always done this against cupcakes and it’s a welcome change.

Defensive Coaching: Seek And Destroy

Our first team defense (and even most of the second team defense) has looked frighteningly fast, physical sharp.

Good luck running the ball conventionally against this group. Good luck taking your chances through the air if this defense forces you to be one dimensional…not sure if you’ve heard, but our secondary situation is promising.

My biggest concern would be facing a very athletic QB who can extend plays with his feet…because that can be kryptonite for even great defenses. Aside from that, it seems we have great to outstanding players at every level when it comes to our starters.

I’m not too worried about the first half touchdown we gave up and definitely not worried about the 14 points we gave up in the 4th quarter against our 3rd and 4th team guys.

Let’s see how we come out of the gate against Arkansas next week. If we can keep them from moving the ball, or force them to make phenomenal individual efforts to move the ball, that’s another proof point that we’re in better shape than we were last year.

White Uniforms: I Admit…They Looked Great

I’m a traditionalist like many others in the Refugee community. I love the red helmet, red jerseys and silver britches. That said, if we’re going to do the occasional one off uniform change, I think these were damn sharp. We had all seen sneak previews of these a million times, but seeing them in action…I didn’t hate it.

When we do the alternate uniforms right, they can look great. Black jerseys with the red helmet and silver britches is a sharp look in my opinion. I liked the red pants, red helmet and white jerseys combination for the 2020 Arkansas game.

Where we have gotten it wrong…1998 Outback Bowl with the black pants and white jerseys, not a fan. 1998 Florida game with the black pants and red jerseys, even worse. 2009 Florida game with whatever the hell that was, revolting. The Power Ranger costumes for the 2011 kickoff against Boise State, awful.

I’m not saying I want to do any kind of alternate uniform frequently, hell, I don’t care if we ever do them again. But, if/when we’re going to do some alternate combinations, keep it simple and clean like we saw on Saturday.   

Go Dawgs!

Fabris Pool Week 2 Results

Join us! It’s only week 2!

Tiledawg92 with the closest-to-the-total-points tiebreaker win over 8 other GTPRs whi had a nice week, too.

3DawgNight leading the way early…Jeremiah was a bulldawg. amirite?

Kirby’s Kanines have covered 50+ and 40+ spreads two weeks in a row…

Signs of the end times?

Per usual, picks will be up sometime on Monday when the site sets the spreads. Like the Dawgs schedule, the competition steps up maybe a hair or two off the razorback this week.

Your humble commish,

Dawglicious

The weekend that was at MBG – week 2 edition

Yeah, right …

The first 2 weeks of the season have not been good for the conference who can’t count as 2 of their national championship contenders go down on the road, and they have suffered multiple losses in out of conference play. While we haven’t truly had a wacky Saturday yet, we still encountered a number of message board genius meltdowns across the country on this past college football weekend.

Let’s start in Ann Arbor returning for a different reason than we thought 7 days ago..

Is Michigan as bad as their tainted win last week would indicate? Probably not. Are they going to get exposed as frauds as the season goes on? Probably, but this post isn’t about Michigan. Oklahoma looked like hot garbage on offense with fewer than 300 yards of total offense and a -2 turnover margin. I don’t get the love affair many in the national media have with John Mateer. They want to make him Baker Mayfield reincarnated, but I just don’t see it. The interception he threw was bad and set up Michigan on the doorstep to take the lead for good.

Brent Venables seems to be another defensive mastermind who doesn’t seem to be the best head coach. I really don’t see why Oklahoma saw a reason to extend and restructure his contract. His buyout is north of $50m. With games coming up at Georgia, the Red River Shootout, at Mississippi State (don’t laugh), at Florida and vs. Ole Miss, Venables may be on a scalding hot seat by November.

Let’s head to T. Boone Pickens-land to check on the state of the offseason national champions and another defensive mastermind who seems to find ways to lose.

After a serious scare at home in week 1 and a tumble down the rankings, #6 Oregon gets upset on the road by Oklahoma State, who got beaten soundly by Tulsa, who struggled this week to beat (check notes) Sam Houston. Because of Nike money, Oregon fans believe they are entitled to win national championships. The real question instead of what’s the problem with Dan Lanning may be what’s wrong with the long-time culture at Oregon where these kind of games seem to happen with regularity. I have no idea whether the rumored money being paid to Dante Moore to return to school is the real number or not, but I do wonder if that money has done something in the Ducks’ locker room. Also, a 52.9 QBR after 2 weeks isn’t exactly what a QB with a $5m NIL valuation should be.

Lanning’s calling card is supposed to be defense, and they gave up 550+ yards of total offense including over 230 yards on the ground … yikes. In the meantime, Oregon averaged less than 5 yards per play on offense

Let’s head back to the 404 to check on the temperature of the denizens of StinkTalk after being run over by Tennessee.

Leave it to some Tech nerd genius to express his opinion on Jacketass football using some kind of tech script. First, on Tennessee, you would have thought from the commentary last night that Faizon Brandon was Hendon Hooker. A stat line with 159 yards of total offense shouldn’t scare anyone remaining on the Hillbillies’ schedule. They ripped the Tech defense for 299 yards on the ground. Another poster said on another thread on StinkTalk that he was only focused on the Governor’s Cup … all I got to say to that is we are going to be ready to drop 50+ on them. They need to be worried they may have 7 or 8 losses by the time Clean Old Fashioned Hate rolls around in November.

As this season goes on, the anticipation of throwing the Drought on the ash heap of college football history grows. Given that game time is in a flex spot on Rivalry Saturday, I expect that Sanford is going to be ready.

Let’s head out west for a quick stop in Corvallis to see how the real Texas little brother fan base is doing.

Texas Tech escapes Oregon State with a win. I don’t think anyone in the Big 12 is shaking in their boots about facing this Texas Tech team. Given the little brother bravado their fan base showed this year, anything short of another Big 12 title is going make Cody Campbell and the Red Raider fan base put McGuire on the hot seat. All of these issues can’t be traced back to Brendan Sorsby, but the karma of what’s likely to happen during the rest of the season is going to be fun to watch after watching them defend playing the gambler.

On our way to the meteor game of the century, let’s see how next week’s opponent’s geniuses are doing after their late night trip to SLC.

If you want some Monday morning entertainment, check out one of the Arkansas Barstool accounts after Saturday night’s dismantling at the hands of Utah. I wish I had captured it. Let’s just put it this way … they aren’t optimistic.

Utah hasn’t exactly been known as a cradle of quarterbacks and the passing game. The Utes were 20 of 28 for 301 yards and a 10+ yards per attempt average. Now they face one of the hottest quarterbacks in the game. They rushed for 61 yards and less than 2.5 yards per attempt. It’s clear the Hog faithful are not happy with the choice of Silverfield. I’m sure Kirby is already showing the clip of Silverfield from Memphis last year and his lousy explanation at SEC Media Days. Here’s the reason I don’t understand the decision to fire a college coach midseason. Arkansas fired Pittman while at the same time having no plan resulting in this hire.

We’ll do more this week, but my prediction for Saturday is a lot of pain for the Hogs in Fayette Nam.

Let’s wrap up today with geniuses from both sides of the game in Austin.

Texas’s offense was hot garbage for most of the game. The 4th down end around was one of the worst offensive play calls I’ve seen in the last 10 years. The boo birds were out in Austin as Ohio State built their lead, and the Texas offense sputtered. Jeremiah Smith was running free through the Texas secondary, and Bo Jackson was getting tough yards.

Then, Muschamp made adjustments …

A segment of the Ohio State fan base seems to hate Ryan Day. I saw these game stats to demonstrate the scope of collapse of the Buckeyes in the 4th quarter last night. First, anOSU had won 115 consecutive games when holding a 20 point lead entering the 4th quarter. Second, AP #1 ranked teams were 197-0 since 2004 when holding a 20-point lead at any time in the 4th quarter. This made me laugh when I thought about the context of this past performance.

That’s what I saw this weekend. Did you see something even better? Let us know in the comments.