Slap Me in the Face, Georgia Wins a Tournament Game!

Smoke if you got ’em. The Diamond Dawgs got it done in Hoover against the MSU Dogs.

Here’s the good news: we get Florida on Saturday.

The bad news? Florida’s on a heater and they remain our only SEC series loss this season.

Saturday at 1 pm. Let’s get it done, Diamond Dawgs.

Meanwhile, the team was presented with the SEC trophy:

Nice move, Kolby. More hardware for the program and let’s hope we get some more window decorations before the season’s over.

Wednesday Wondering for Winos: What Drink do You Miss?

Ladies and gentleman, then end of an era.

I can say, easily, I never had one. Or I might have, but I can’t remember. When the night gets longer and the buzz needs feeding, I might’ve had one. But I don’t recall aver haing one.

On the other hand, I do remember this:

It was around for a skinny minute, and I loved it. It was around the same time Coors had Aspen Edge, which is gone now. Dominus ominus.

What a pipe dream, to imagine we could drink beer and stay slim. Twenty years later, I realize it’s a pipe dream, and a dream worth chasing until this day. And I will remain steadfast to that commitment to integrity.

I’ve tried Corona Seltzer, Truly, and any other drink with zero carbs. Was it worth it?

But, let’s face it, today’s traditional beer aint what it used to be…so, for today’s post, what’s a bye-gone beer that you miss? If not a bye-gone beer that no longer exists, what do you miss about beer.

I’ll start…I miss Ballantine Ale.

Six green smokehouses of something that smells like a skunk’s ass, but once you’ve had one, it will set you right. On top of it, it’s the drink that Hunter S. Thompson mentions in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Also:

I’ve posted here about my interactions with Erk Russel at the local Country Store in Statesboro, but I never met the man without a fistful of this in his hand. And he was as cordial and happy to talk to you about anything between football and life with it in his hand.

Today is yet another day where Erk isn’t in the CFBHOF, and we should still be enraged about it. Imagine Kirby Smart being ignored as a college football championship coach in the 21st century, and we’re on par with how it feels. Legend. And Georgia Southern is a great campus surrogate to Athens, for what it’s worth, in terms of partying.

Here’s another one:

We felt like royalty drinking this shit in the 1990s, but you won’t find it today. Let me guess…if you did drink it back then, you haven’t thought about it since? Never knew it was gone? Exactly.

How about you…what ale do you miss from the ne’er years that floated your boat and left your eggs scrambled?

Battle of the Boulge: Maybe Kiffin Was Worth It

As Justin Wilson used to say, “I gar-own-tee” LSU fans never thought it’d be this bad.

When in doubt, you can refer to the field guide on how to make improvised coaches and talent in Baton Rouge.

Meanwhile, Kiffikins is posing for Vanity Fair, their new basketball coach is recruiting from overseas and through the ranks of those who flamed out in the developmental league of the NBA.

And their baseball coach is praising Wes Johnson like he was a dog that was just shown a magic trick.

If only it could happen to Auburn or Florida, it’d be funnier. But it’s coming. Or maybe it’s already happened in eastern Alabama.

FTMFs.

So It’s Come To This: The End of College as We Know It

So, let me throw a conspiracy out there…a growing American trend is to cast off the traditional (at least for the past thirty or forty years, especially since HOPE scholarships and the like) pathway of thirteen years of school followed by four to seven or more years of university or college education, student loan debts, and earning degrees that find you no more prepared for a job and the real world than the diploma you received from a high school.

Meanwhile, business is booming within the ovals that adorn every campus, where football programs play. Media rights, NIL, expanding playoffs, and the entertainment value of a “college” football program is becoming more appealing than the college itself.

I’d say that’s been a longer trend than just recently, but hang with me.

So, the powers that be (Mickey Mouse, Greg Sankey, Jimmy Sexton, Nick Saban, etc…) see the writing on the wall and realize that there’s a need for college football to continue to thrive even if the college itself is eroding. The college is less of an institution and more of a brand. As the college football brand grows, the amateurism that was supposed to get a piece of the NIL pie starts to get whittled away. The players and programs cost too much money with too little return. NCAA and Title IX be damned.

The fat doesn’t just get trimmed from the “Olympic Sports”, either:

They’re not talking about sports programs, either.

Now I know what you’re thinking…this is probably not a terrible thing. After all, why let your 18 year old kid leave home and go upside down in debt to earn a degree in Therapeutic Animal Yoga Studies just to come back home and live in the basement while working at Starbucks, amirite? Maybe the “fat” are programs with little academic merit in the first place, right? Keep your law and medical schools, business and pharmacy schools, etc., but make the offerings lean and 21st century relevant.

I’m all for it.

But what’s really going on? Let’s start up the road at Anderson Community College:

As previously reported by FITSNews, Clemson’s debt has climbed to approximately $1.15 billion while long-term liabilities have surged to roughly $2.65 billion. At recent board meetings, trustees openly criticized university leadership for failing to bring expenses under control, with some pushing for aggressive cuts while others warned the university lacked a coherent long-term reform strategy.

It was during that period of financial pressure that internal audit findings raised additional concerns about Clemson’s handling of PSA budgets.

Documents reviewed by FITSNews indicate auditors warned of a “potential conflict” involving consolidated spending targets between PSA and CAFLS due to statutory restrictions tied to certain PSA funding sources. The same materials stated PSA funding “should support all PSA functions” and warned PSA budgets “should not be suppressed to meet consolidated spending targets.”

Those findings closely mirrored concerns raised internally by PSA officials, who feared regulatory and public service operations were being caught in the middle of Clemson’s broader budget crisis.

According to emails and audit materials reviewed by FITSNews, some Clemson personnel believed funds tied to legally mandated PSA operations were effectively being treated as part of a larger institutional balancing strategy — despite statutory restrictions governing how portions of that money could be used.

Shorter: probably poor financial planning, alongside dwindling state and federal funding contributions, and strains from usual institutional funding from donors who may now be streaming their contributions to pay for NIL.

But what about Duke?

At the forefront of top political adviser Stephen Miller, Trinity ‘07, and Trump’s agenda was mandating universities axe diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) initiatives, limit international student enrollment and decrease their reliance on federally funded research. The administration also changed student loan policies, cut Medicaid reimbursement rates and increased the tax rate universities would have to pay on their endowment. 

For institutions like Duke that operate both a University and a Health System, the lapses in federal funding cut key revenue streams. In response, Duke enacted a $364 million cost-cutting program, becoming one of the first universities to trim its personnel pool amid the federal funding changes and one of the institutions with the largest budgetary cuts.

The program has produced $229 million in savings across Duke’s departments and schools for the fiscal year 2026 budget, according to a September Academic Council presentation by Executive Vice President Daniel Ennis and Rachel Satterfield, vice president for finance and treasurer. The goal, though, is to reduce its expense base by $350 million by 2030, which Duke aims to accomplish by saving an additional $47 million in each of the next two years, another $30 million in fiscal year 2029 and $11 million the year after. That leaves Duke with $364 million saved — $14 million above its initial target.

Note: this is not a Playpen post; rather, it’s just some insight into a rising narrative that NIL is ruining everything.

As I explored other examples of this, it seems to point back to poor planning or being surprised by federal cuts and changes to regulations that colleges and universities once thrived from. As I mentioned earlier in the offseason about FSU, it seems that, in cases, that aggressive desires to expand, met with state and federal cut backs, and not being helped by trends in sports funding, is creating a serious financial strain with colleges.

In Indiana, cuts came from a state law to cut or consolidate programs that generated a low number of graduates. That makes sense. Syracuse cut programs to align more with student demands. UNC Chapel Hill is cutting six of their area research centers, which don’t generate many graduates, either, but serve as research centers for existing faculty and their staff.

In other words, the golden age of housing the “those who can, do; those who can’t, teach” and university researchers that was being funded on the backs of increasing tuition and upticks in government funding is over. Time to get lean, in other words.

I subscribe to the idea that society (I think I gleaned this from Sociology at UGA) swings like a pendulum, periods of lean and periods of glut. Seems there was a period of glut that they were enjoying (noting the rise of cost of colleges when someone told me how much they were shelling out for it gave me a minor heart attack the other day) and they didn’t foresee the lean.

In other words, NIL isn’t THE problem, but keeping up with the Joneses and maintaining the media footprint and impression isn’t helping, either. Funny how we can’t fund a research center for educational purposes but we can pony up forty million dollars in a heartbeat to see ninth-year seniors earn a million dollars and win a National Championship while they are older than 40% of NFL rosters.

I didn’t come here to study anything, anyway.

So, do I still think that the powers that be are meeting at the Bohemian Grove and planning to fracture college football programs from the NCAA and colleges altogether?

I mean, probably. Hell if they could completely break away from the NCAA they wouldn’t be shy about telling you that was the plan all along.

But to break from the school altogether for the sake of profiteering?

Nah. Those ratings don’t come from fair weather fans who just decided to start watching Georgia football, after all. If that were the case, the passion would be lost and the ratings you see from the B1G and the SEC wouldn’t exist if you removed the school from the equation. The school is a part of the equation, and the uniqueness that separates college football from the NFL would be lost without it.

If you don’t believe me, watch the UFL.

Now whether they care about the school or not is a whole other thing, but, for now, I believe that college football will remain attached and committed to the school. They just don’t care if you cut the Research Center for Slavic, Eurasian, or Eastern European studies.

And you probably won’t either.

Clean, Old-Fashioned “Meh”

Bill Connelly lays out some insight into how the expanded playoffs will further deteriorate the meaning of the regular season, and especially the rivalry games:

With this in mind, let’s think about how Rivalry Week would have played out with a 24-team playoff and compare that with what happened with a 12-teamer.

• In real life, Michigan needed a miracle upset of Ohio State to have any playoff hope. Instead, the Wolverines lost by 18. With a 24-team CFP, they’re comfortably in regardless.

• Alabama had to beat Auburn to keep its place in the CFP field and proceeded to blow a 17-point lead before rallying to win late. Meanwhile, Oklahoma needed to beat LSU to hold on to a berth and trailed with five minutes left before a late score. With a 24-teamer, both teams are comfortably in (and have opening-round home games) regardless.

• Texas and Vanderbilt needed to beat rivals Texas A&M and Tennessee, respectively, and hope for some chaos above them to get into the field. (They won, but they didn’t get the chaos.) With a 24-teamer, they’re both in regardless.

• In theory, No. 23 Georgia Tech facing Georgia could have had playoff stakes with a 24-teamer, but the committee actually boosted the Yellow Jackets in the rankings after another loss to the Dawgs. Turns out, they’re in regardless.

• Only two rivalry games are enhanced by a 24-teamer: Arizona would have replaced Arizona State in the field with a 23-7 win in the Territorial Cup, and Virginia would have clinched both an ACC title and a CFP berth with a 27-7 win over Virginia Tech. Meanwhile, No. 19 Tennessee got beaten so badly by Vandy that the Vols would have fallen out — resulting in some solid schadenfreude — and No. 21 SMU would have fallen out with an upset loss to Cal. They’re replaced by Iowa (which blew out Nebraska) and, in theory, North Texas (which blew out Temple).

(Why “in theory”? Because with the CFP committee’s historic view of mid-major teams, I can’t say it would be a surprise if the second-best Group of 6 team tended to rank no higher than 25th. The cynic in me says that Tennessee might have grabbed that last spot in the field instead.)

Georgia faces off against in-state rivalry Georgia Tech. Paul “Fish Fry” Johnson couldn’t care less.

Now let me be clear: I’ll root against Tech and be crestfallen if we lose even if we both entered the game with zero wins and nothing to play for post-season. I’ll pull for anyone who plays Tech. I’ll take joy in beating Tech whether it means a #1 seed or a #24 seed or a #168 seed in a post-season playoff or a trip to the Poulan Weedeater Bowl. The playoff doesn’t have any impact on my disdain for Tech, Auburn, Florida, Alabama, Tennessee, or anyone else we play as a rival.

But Bill does have a point about the magnitude and impact of the game, which, even though it’s a rivarly game, it is another game in the season where games and their individual importance is being diluted by the opportunity to earn a participation trophy in the post-season. That isn’t that much different from the pre-BCS era, where we were competing and hoping to win at least six games to make a bowl. Man, the 90’s sucked.

But does the expansion really diminish your hatred for a rival? Does it take the sheen off the win as a result?

Discuss.

Saturday Sign of the Apocalypse: Jorts

Repent.

It’s not a lie.

Not just an October fashion statement anymore.

Your Daily Reminder that Auburn Sucks: Diamond Dawgs Win Game One

Woof!

I’ll give Auburn credit. It was a pitching duel all night and it played out like a game between two of the top 5 teams in the nation giving it their all. From an observation, the Dawgs looked looser and relaxed despite the close game, Auburn seemed a touch uptight. I’ll take that as a good sign for the good guys heading into the postseason play.

There was no toilet paper tossed at Toomer’s corner last night.

What a Long, Strange Trip It’s Been

This is something to behold.

Remove the Big XII schools from this, and it’s not a shock that we had the best record in the SEC in the 1980s. It feels like we should’ve been lower in the 90s, but the upward trajectory starting the 2010s is refreshing, finish with 100 wins for the decade and, of course, now owning the best records in the 20’s.

What’s equally refreshing to see is where Florida and Auburn are in the 2020s, exactly where they deserve to be.

FTMFs.

Top 5 Tilt on the Plains: #4 Georgia versus #5 Auburn

PSA, the final series of the year has a first pitch of Thursday night (tomorrow) and 8 pm. And it’ll be a biggun.

Technically tied for fourth in the SEC with Alabama, Auburn is highly regarded and could use Georgia to boost their RPI and improve their postseason standings with a series win. SEC Tournament is up next…but with Georgia projected as #3 by some media outlets and looking to host a Super Regional (fingers crossed we don’t implode), it’s just as important to the Diamond Dawgs.

Oh, and Thursday night is Senior Night and Wear Orange night on the Plains.

Go Dawgs, and reminder…Auburn Sucks!

Message Board Geniuses: This Aggression Will Not Stand, Man

Shot:

Chaser:

Look, Sark has some reason to be bitter towards Ole Miss, particularly Pete Golding, his former counterpart during their times together with Saban’s Alabama.

According to Wickersham, as Manning’s recruitment came down to the wire, Pete Golding, then Alabama’s defensive coordinator (who now holds the same job at Ole Miss), invoked Sarkisian’s struggles with alcoholism in an attempt to sway him away from the Longhorns while on a call with Manning and his circle of trust. Wickersham explained the moment while speaking with Pablo Torre.

“Pete, who is friends with Sark, says on this call, ‘I love Sark, he’s my best friend.’ And then he’s like oh my god, do I go there? And he did. He goes, ‘I hope he can stay sober,’” Wickersham explained.

After the call, Manning’s high school coach Nelson Stewart called Golding directly, saying “Pete, that’s f—ed up!”

Don Saban, with two henchman at his side, circa 2019.

Unlike the former OC he took over for, Sark made his recovery and didn’t turn it into a narcissistic showcasing of his new namaste philosophies on life. Just went back to work and got right. Good for him.

And I ask…what’s the matter with basket weaving?

Especially the underwater course? I declare!