Message Board Geniuses – Auburn sucks edition

How far has Auburn fallen? They think they are going to become Indiana.

For those who think the Indiana blueprint is easy to copy, I have some oceanfront real estate in Hahira to sell you.

We’re also going to see how sustainable the Indiana model is going forward now that all of the COVID players are pretty much gone now.

Refugees, discuss.

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Brendan Sorsby is already looking at the money line for CFP to follow suit. Not a matter of IF, but more like when.

Shorter:

The mechanics of the expansion in the men’s tournament would include eight additional at-large bids. What’s known now as the First Four — eight teams playing four games in Dayton, Ohio — would expand to 12 games played by 24 teams at two sites, one of which was expected to remain in Dayton.

So not too drastic of an expansion, but it would’ve allowed for Auburn, Champions of the NIT and likely West Virginia, who won the post-season College Basketball Crown, to have participated in the NCAA Tournament. While this would’ve quieted the Barners and Daddy Pearl’s griping about not getting it, it would’ve stolen the false sense of pride that Aubie could get from winning a lesser tournament, as it’s hard to see Auburn making the Final Four givn the product on the floor.

But, as we all know, that’s not the driving force behind this. Quite frankly, it’s more of that sweet, sweet green that college sports champions so much today.

Like oil barons, we keep drilling for more and more revenue until it’s all used up and barren.

Money, for the win.

Your G-Day Game Reminder that Auburn Sucks: Adding a Fuzzy Carpet Covering to Grandma’s Toilet Seat Cover

How do you turn a shit house into an outhouse? Easy. Just add some layers and fancy decorations and call it what you will. But it’s still just Jordan-Hare.

Another reminder that today’s your cheapest day to sit and enjoy football in the greatest stadium in the most glorious college town on earth. Get out and touch grass, Refugees.

Go Dawgs.

Golf Pairings Can Make for Strange Bedfellows

I think I’d like to be a caddy just to overhear some of the conversations that would arise from these Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl golf outing pairings.

I think we are using the term “Legend” here liberally. Kirby Smart, as it pertains to the football world, is a legend. But to attach that to Freeze, Fishfry, Roof, and Chantastic?

I’ll leave my thoughts about Smart’s pairing to myself so as to not turn this into a Playpen Post, but I will say this is your Friday, April 17th, reminder that Auburn sucks.

Your Income Tax Eve Reminder that Auburn Sucks

While it’s been a delight beating Auburn so routinely for so long, it does seem like it’s become less of rivalry to our younger audience. If you ever wondered why, take a gander at this:

I’ve got a child named Georgia who’s never seen an Auburn Victory over Georgia. Maybe she was the chosen one (I think she is, and she does, too). I have a total of three girls, and between them, ages 8, 10, and 12, they’ve combined only seen Auburn beat Georgia once, and two of them watched what Georgia’s response was to an Auburn loss in the SECCG in 2017.

I also have a young staffer who was born in 2000, and has seen it happen so few times but is old enough and wise enough (and also a UGA grad) to realize that this record during the new millennium is exactly the way it needs to remain until 2100.

“We beat the dawg crap out of them” was said, and we’ve never looked back. Here’s hoping we keep it going another 74 years.

Go Dawgs!

Around the Campus for Sunday, April 12th

Good news: Dawgs beat Gators to even the series. After a disasterous single inning to open the series on Friday night, Georgia came back and beat the Hogtown ballers 5-1 on Saturday.

Now for the mystery of who the Day 3 starter will be to try to take the series. Should be intriguing…first pitch is at noon today on the usual outlets.

On to women’s tennis, who is still laying waste all those who dare to compete with them:

Women’s Softball dropped a 4-3 game to Missouri.

Georgia Men’s Tennis is having their Senior Day today and is facing everyone’s favorite, Auburn, to boot, at Magill. You’ve got one world of orange suck next door in the baseball stadium, so just come to the general area wearing red and you’re doing your part.

Go Dawgs!

Your 4/8 Reminder that Auburn Sucks

Lol.

I think I’d opt out of posting anything at all. But they did, and shortly after the Men’s Basketball team posted this:

Go Dawgs, and FTMFs.

Will there be a rabbit’s foot category for the CFP now?

I think this is the definition of the Peter Principle in action in college sports.

The last time the Gus Bus was involved in a game that had playoff implications, the War Tiglesmen got the cat $#!+ beat out of them and the wheels proceeded to fall of the bus in a splattering at Mercedes Benz Stadium.

The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry has never been the same since that glorious evening in Atlanta. Dre Swift is smiling right now.

At least, there’s this.

Refugees, discuss.

Your Sunday Reminder That Auburn (and Tennessee) Sucks

Allow this to be your sacrilegious Sunday hating post.

You hate to see it, right?

Meanwhile, up the road a ways, the other Everything School in the SEC just lost another SEC series to their in-state rivals.

I’ll be cheering loudly for Michigan today in hopes that Tennessee is locked out of yet another Final Four, too. And no worries, Hillbillies…you’ll probably have your championship winning coach back next year the way the season is starting off for San Francisco.

FTMFs.