Alex Golesh, playing fifth dimensional chinese checkers with the Auburn fall camp.
No meth, no sisters…nothin’. Dang, he’s taking all the fun out of Auburn football.
All that to end up going 7-5, per ESPN’s FPI and this lovely Facebook post graphic.
As always, Auburn sucks.
Only in Auburn.
Unless you’re willing to rush it off the beach and bury it in the sand, the correct answer is no distance.
Friendly reminder that as you complete your family vacation to the beach, make sure there are no Auburn fans around.
Also, your daily reminder that Auburn sucks, even at going to the beach.
Auburn sucks, and its seems people are actually beginning to notice.
What’s gotta make it worse is how painfully close the Tigers have come to not being winless against Alabama and Georgia in that same time frame.
As far as the series against Georgia is concerned, I’m forever grateful for the great Gus Malzahahahan for this gem:
Yeah, that phrase “all glory is fleeting”…seems like it flew away long ago and chose to never return.
What a shame. *snickers*
Shot:
Chaser:
Question: Why even complain and send public statements when you can just claim he was the Coach of the Year anyway and put it on a banner? Why does it matter the decisions that are made for accolades when you can just claim bias and favoritism and claim the award, anyway?
At Auburn, you can do that.
Check the crowd pop on this one:
I would’ve paid good money to see this as COSM in Atlanta, provided they had this view of the game from the venue.
Go Dawgs…meanwhile, here’s the matchups for the CWS:
Yes, that’s right…All-SEC on one side of the bracket. Hmm. What would it look like with a reseeded bracket:
#1 Georgia vs. #8 Troy
#2 UNC vs. #7 Oklahoma
#3 Texas vs. #6 Ole Miss
#4 Alabama vs. # 7 West Virginia
Then it would just be an All-SEC CWS, would it not?
Just imagine…also imagine if the Supers were reseeded…some different outcomes could’ve occurred:
1 Georgia vs. 16 Little Rock
2 Auburn vs. 15 Cal Poly
3 UNC vs 14 Troy
4 Texas vs. 13 St. John’s
5 Alabama vs. 12 Oklahoma
6 Oregon vs. 11 USC
7 Mississippi State vs. 10 Ole Miss
8 Kansas vs. 9 West Virginia
Well…guess what…you still would’ve only had five SEC teams in the CWS brackets…and Auburn would’ve been one of them…plus you would’ve had a B1G team in it, too.
Nah, maybe I like it just the way it is.
First, from east Alabama, here’s some great insight into the mind of your fellow Barners.
I’ll answer his question for him: he’s about to become somehow smarter than before he experiments with Ketamine. At least, that’s what would happen with the average Auburn fan.
Another, from our friends up north, where the ravages of common core math seems to still be afflicting our Volunteer friends.
They wouldn’t be able to get the NIL fund they’re imagining, but they would have a fun day at Dollywood.
Bless their little brains hearts.
Hoo boy. This is rich, coming from the land of make believe championships and Scam Newton.
Saying “not getting punished for cheating like every other athletic program” when you’re a Barner is doing some heavy lifting.
Remind me again why Terry Bowden didn’t win a real, live National Championship…and how Gene Chizik did? It’s interesting, isn’t it?
At Auburn you can do that. Actually, you can apparently do anything you want.
Oh, my goodness. Let’s hear again about the almighty power of the B1G…
Say it with me, class…for the first time ever…yikes.
Meanwhile, in Tallahassee…
And here’s another to shut the RPI nitwits up…all those folks screaming about Auburn and their RPI can explain this…the only team in the Regionals with a LOSING RECORD knocks off the #4 Barners on their home turf…
Milwaukee started the season going 5-23, to finish with a 26-31 record. They did win the Horizon League, though, so hopefully that will soothe the Auburn souls. Note: it will not…check the Saturday Message Board Geniuses post.
Also, this is the May 30th reminder that Auburn sucks.
In other news…Georgia didn’t get to finish off Long Island University, being up 15-1 in the 6th when the deluge hit.
Awwww. A Barner has a feel.
Lord Jesus, help this person find the strength to deal with this, as it seems there’s no relenting in the foreseeable future, unless Auburn gets really, really good in a really, really short period of time.
Personally, I don’t ever instigate with a “Go Dawgs”. I’ll only say this to another Georgia fan in solidarity, but I won’t say anything to anyone otherwise. Usually, it’s Alabama fans who’ve been the most vocal, with all the “Roll Tides” and all, but I don’t hear much from Auburn fans, who’ve largely gone dormant over the past decade, it seems.
Just another reminder that Auburn sucks, and will continue to do so for eternity.
This…this is, this is great.
How it started:
How it continued:
How it ended (ignoring Saturday’s hiccup):
Works for me. Go Dawgs!