First, from east Alabama, here’s some great insight into the mind of your fellow Barners.

I’ll answer his question for him: he’s about to become somehow smarter than before he experiments with Ketamine. At least, that’s what would happen with the average Auburn fan.

Another, from our friends up north, where the ravages of common core math seems to still be afflicting our Volunteer friends.

They wouldn’t be able to get the NIL fund they’re imagining, but they would have a fun day at Dollywood.

Bless their little brains hearts.