Alex Golesh, playing fifth dimensional chinese checkers with the Auburn fall camp.
No meth, no sisters…nothin’. Dang, he’s taking all the fun out of Auburn football.

All that to end up going 7-5, per ESPN’s FPI and this lovely Facebook post graphic.
As always, Auburn sucks.
What are they gonna do with cell phones? Lotta “stuff” can happen in a quick minute. We’ll see if this works out!! If can be screwed up, the barners will find a way!!! au Sucks!!!
Staying 13 days at the opelika blue tarp roof inn grand motel on wheels can only mean one thing, barner facilities are not worthy, they really do Suck!!…#AUBURN SUCKS!!
Maybe if it were The Bar taking the boys to Junction, I’d be impressed. But, really? Leave campus? All your facilities? Major downgrade. Just put them in a dorm with the same bed checks and rules. Corniness from a poverty program SAD
Marriott….golf course……
Auburn taking back to the junction boys!
He hasn’t even coached his first game and he’s looking for reasons to leave town.
Should the cesspool go 2-2, prior to their mid season 4 loss game skid, an early contract exit feels about right….#AUBURN SUCKS!!
That 7-5 ESPN prediction seems to be a bit optimistic to me. The losses are pretty solid, but Florida and Vandy are likely toss ups.
Sounds like this guy is having a hard time managing a group of overpaid mercenary athletes and is already resorting to gimmicks. A luxury hotel 10 miles from campus surrounded by golf courses is not exactly Junction, Texas. He’s not at South Florida anymore.
Opelika sheep and goats are nervous.
This is the first step towards putting weight benches on the sidelines on gameday. It will not end well…
What are the chances he will suspend the 20 or so guys who violate the team rules during the stay.
“Grand National Marriott” sounds like lodging for a NASCAR track.