Iām just going to leave this here:
Not sure if thatās more of an indictment on Auburn or if itās speaking to the Jorts Wearing Optimists in Hogtownās false positives about Florida being back.
Rooting very very hard for Trinidad and Company to tamper down the Gators this weekend.
Handbags talking about another schoolās home conference record is rich.
Is this the game where the resistible force meets the movable object?
Handbags vs the Barn? How many meth heads can assemble in one place?
Refugees, feel free to let both schools know they suck.
One thing the Dawgs have going for them in 2026: tons of returning starters…in fact, they are tied for the most in the SEC with Oklahoma at 14.
Tennessee and Texas, surprisingly, also bring back more than half their starters from 2025, while South Carolina, Ole Miss, and Vanderbilt return 10 starters on their squads.
So who has the fewest returning starters, you might ask. The answer should absolutely excite you.
Ah, Auburn. Notice they have the same amount of returning starters as South Florida…shocker, I know.
Happy September, Refugees. It’s your monthly reminder that Auburn sucks.
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And additional chaser:
What’s a good sign that Alabama is slipping? When their fanbase is obsessed with the organization of picture day.
The days of Saban are gone. Kirby, Lane, Pete, Curt…all gone. You’ve got DeBoer, and you’ve got nothing, apparently.
At least the coaching staff is wearing the traditional A with the elephant. I appreciate the throwback.
I appreciate the hand-wringing over the order of picture day more.
FTMFs.
Alex Golesh, playing fifth dimensional chinese checkers with the Auburn fall camp.
No meth, no sisters…nothin’. Dang, he’s taking all the fun out of Auburn football.
All that to end up going 7-5, per ESPN’s FPI and this lovely Facebook post graphic.
As always, Auburn sucks.
I have to wonder how we let this happen. After two seasons of prolific offense, we let a coach slip away to the Barners. And, of course, Auburn already released an image of him in the wolf’s clothing.
The Bulldogs led the league in home runs during the 2025 and 2026 regular seasons, while shattering the program record with 179 longballs last year. They also set new team marks for wins, runs scored and RBIs, while making their first trip to the College World Series in 18 years.
Perhaps Ammirati’s biggest impact came on the recruiting trail, where he helped Georgia bring in the top-ranked transfer portal class last year. Ammirati historically excels in the area, with coach Wes Johnson calling him a “dynamic recruiter” upon his hiring in 2025.
ā”He’s a star,” Johnson said before that season. “We’re extremely different personalities ā I’m a little more loud, and Nick’s a little more quieter, but we think a lot alike. He’s always looking for something to make a player better, whether it be through a mechanical change or through analytics, and he’s very exceptional at it. He understands data, he values data, and he’s able to help players.”
In addition to hitting, Ammirati primarily worked with Georgia’s outfielders. He also helped director of player development/video and scouting Drew Finley manage the pitching staff in games where Johnson got ejected.
Ugh. Auburn had some great arms, but didn’t necessarily excel in the hitting department at times…this isn’t something we should be okay seeing happen, but such is the business.
I’d say good luck, but, you know…Auburn sucks.
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Between the scandals, a cheated National Championship, and the cluster that was the first expanded CFP selection process, Warde Manuel deserves nothing but the worst in his retirement. Somehow, though, I feel he’ll land on his feet afterwards, in some other school where his kind is welcomed. I’m thinking:
Cheating sucks…and so does Auburn.
Only in Auburn.
Unless youāre willing to rush it off the beach and bury it in the sand, the correct answer is no distance.
Friendly reminder that as you complete your family vacation to the beach, make sure there are no Auburn fans around.
Also, your daily reminder that Auburn sucks, even at going to the beach.
Auburn sucks, and its seems people are actually beginning to notice.
What’s gotta make it worse is how painfully close the Tigers have come to not being winless against Alabama and Georgia in that same time frame.
As far as the series against Georgia is concerned, I’m forever grateful for the great Gus Malzahahahan for this gem:
Yeah, that phrase “all glory is fleeting”…seems like it flew away long ago and chose to never return.
What a shame. *snickers*
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Question: Why even complain and send public statements when you can just claim he was the Coach of the Year anyway and put it on a banner? Why does it matter the decisions that are made for accolades when you can just claim bias and favoritism and claim the award, anyway?
At Auburn, you can do that.