Only in Auburn.
Unless you’re willing to rush it off the beach and bury it in the sand, the correct answer is no distance.

Friendly reminder that as you complete your family vacation to the beach, make sure there are no Auburn fans around.
Also, your daily reminder that Auburn sucks, even at going to the beach.
You have to understand that they are used to shitting outside. They soil the ocean then go catch and eat fish from the same water.
In all my years of going to Orange Beach, the only turds I’ve seen on the beach were wearing Bama hats.
They don’t call it the Redneck Riviera for nothing.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! This is why I think the internet is bad. There are people out there who do things that I wish I never knew about.
100% checks out as something an Auburn fan would do…