As Justin Wilson used to say, “I gar-own-tee” LSU fans never thought it’d be this bad.

When in doubt, you can refer to the field guide on how to make improvised coaches and talent in Baton Rouge.

Meanwhile, Kiffikins is posing for Vanity Fair, their new basketball coach is recruiting from overseas and through the ranks of those who flamed out in the developmental league of the NBA.

And their baseball coach is praising Wes Johnson like he was a dog that was just shown a magic trick.

If only it could happen to Auburn or Florida, it’d be funnier. But it’s coming. Or maybe it’s already happened in eastern Alabama.

FTMFs.