Thursday Thought Provoker: Top of the Mornin’ Tailgating

Sorry for the late posting…I passed my first kidney stone and it was, well, a bit of a painful ordeal. I can blog through a lot of things, but that…no, sir.

Anyway, it’s an early kickoff this week, which means that those of you who are fortunate to go will need to have an early morning tailgate, or at least departure time, to arrive for the pre-game festivities. I can recall, back in the good ole days, that a early kickoff meant a box of fried chicken and maybe a 10:30 am arrival. Given the modern setups nowadays, I imagine it’s far more elaborate and may include making your breakfast at the site.

Or, maybe it’s like it is at Boston College:

I wonder how the open bars I see on campus would fly given these rules at BC? Hmmm.

Anyway, for those of you who arrive early…what do you do? Do you do a breakfast and lunch? Or is it a more muted affair? Discuss.

We’re #2

Georgia moves up in the AP ballot to number two. Not much of a shakeup anywhere, but Haley Sawyer strikes again.

Who is Haley Sawyer? Why, she’s the AP voter who last year moved Florida up two spots in the AP poll…after Florida lost to USF.

I’m just surprised she hasn’t been named to the CFP Committee, if I’m being honest. She’s in the news again because she left Michigan at 17 after their loss/win from Saturday.

Anyway, here’s the breakdown of the latest voting:

Worth noting Mike Griffith’s voting at the bottom. LSU #1? Hmmm.

MAC Attack

Someone’s not letting go of the Ann Arbor Atrocity without a fight.

Eh. Most of the parties have moved on, so the fact that this is coming up on a Tuesday after the fact is odd. Some others have pointed out that the game and broadcast clocks were not in sync, so there’s this:

Kind of makes sense, honestly.

In other news, you mean to tell me a broadcast screwed up a game?

He’ll, that’s nothing new.

Help Us Brent Venables, You’re Our Only Hope

Shot:

Chaser:

Dabo is officially on the hot seat, and it seems like he doesn’t much care about it. Ever since Brent Venables left the Greater Anderson Cow College, Clemson hasn’t necessarily been a feared program.

In Venables time at Clemson, roughly ten years from 2012-2021, Clemson lost a total of 17 games. In the four seasons since he took over at the helm at Oklahoma, Clemson hasn’t necessarily lost…17 games.

It’s not so bad, though…in the four years before Venables came to Clemson, Swinney lost 22 games.

It’s amazing what Swinney can’t accomplish as a head coach in his own, and people are becoming very aware of it. Smart may have had his last chance to embarrass Dabo when Georgia played Clemson a few years ago, but the better news is Kirby doesn’t have a split like that that people can point to based on a coordinator, no matter if the fan base likes the coordinator or not.

Lane Kiffin, Chess Master

It was all just sound and fury, after all?

If there’s one person out there, whether you hate him or love him, who wouldn’t mind burning the business down on his way out, it’s probably Lane Kiffin.

Given the slings and arrows he endured as he exited Oxford, it’s hard not see how he could have some feelings about his indictment as a turncoat in modern college football. Transfers everywhere, people chasing a bag, so why not…and, oh, a loophole that allows 2022 players an extra year of eligibility to boot? Lane saw an opportunity for chaos, and jumped at the chance.

let’s pour gasoline on the fire and see what happens…because some people get a kick out of watching the fire department do their damndest to fight to extinguish something that’s impossible to put out.

Meanwhile, Lane has shifted from courtroom antics to locker room antics.

It sounds like he’s trying to channel his inner Kirby while also embracing the idea that he’s happy to kick a person when they’re down. He’s trying to make LSU a feared program again, and will use any fabricated voodoo to get there.

Gotta say, I’m impressed. Somehow in the midst of it all he’s had an expose book written about his horndog lifestyle in Tuscaloosa, tattled about tampering, abandoned a college football program as they were heading to the CFP, and all anyone can talk about is court and eligibility of pro players, whom he won’t even roster in the end.

And a 51-10 ass whipping of Clemson.

Lane decided that, instead of hating the PR machine for what it is, he’d hack it and use it to his benefit to rebrand himself as the villain of college football, a rogue badass who will now lay wate to everyone in his path, and not as Joey Freshwater anymore.

Good show, Lane.

Monday Ticket Exchange

I thought about putting this up a few weeks ago but, it was too soon. So, of course, I just forgot all about it. These will roll out on Mondays from now on.

The Monday Ticket Exchange is here for you to sell/acquire tickets to/from Dawg fans. Keep the tickets in Dawg fan hands!

Looking for tickets?  Got tickets to sell?  Let ‘er rip in the comments. As always, please be specific and leave contact info.

Lifted directly from the Senator himself… the rules:

To keep things easy and simple, please follow a few rules in posting your comment:

  1. Identify your purpose up front.  Start your comment with LOOKING TO BUY, LOOKING TO SELL or LOOKING TO TRADE to save the readers time.
  2. Next, tell us what you’re looking for or offering, location-wise.
  3. Don’t forget to talk money.
  4. Provide contact logistics.

All of this is to keep everyone’s dealings straightforward and to keep things as easy to follow as we can.  The blog is here merely as an accommodation; I haven’t vetted offers and have no intention of doing so.  Please remember you’re dealing with your fellow Dawgs and behave accordingly.  Thanks and happy dealings!

Go Dawgs!

Holy Corn Dogs, Batman!

Life comes at you fast, Tigers.

This entire thing has gotten ugly and has turned into a 15 vs. 1 game of chicken.

The B1G is the only conference that can match SEC money, and there’s no way they admit them due to academic reputation. LSU cannot survive as an independent.

LSU fans, is all of this worth Lane Kiffin? The Kancer seems to have metastasized.

Meanwhile, LSU fans online.

What do you think, Refugees?

And away we go! Fabris Pool Week 1 Results

But first, the culprit behind FSU’s lighting woes?

Jimbo looked pretty nervous on set in Doak Campbell last night…probably because he had his back to the crowd.

On to the results!

LtDannyLJr with the impressive start to the season! 3DawgNight places, and Mudcats Mechanic shows with the tiebreaker for 3rd

Week 2 picks go up later today…will we have another stress-free Pickem week not having to wonder if the Dawgs can cover? Tune in next time, sportsfans, and we’ll see!

Your humble commish,

Dawglicious

Everything Must Go

Do you like those highlight reels from the Georgia media team? Of course you do! They know you do!

Now you’ll have to pay money to see them!

Why do I get the distinct feeling that radio broadcasts are about to find their way to a pay per listen medium? Will Glory Glory be create a subscriber only channel where Bulldawg fans can pay to hear the games?

Why would I not be surprised to see them dome Sanford and make fans pay to breathe the air?

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Of course, some folks are having fun with it, but I’m not sure if they’re giving Josh more ideas that could cost us down the road.

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What a time to be alive.