Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

Kirby Smart laughs at this pregame material.

She’s cute and all, but she’s not of much use in the SEC.

Get the remover ready, but nothings making this go away. I think I would’ve told the interviewer that he enjoys shooting heavy artillery or something, but not pedicures. He enjoys beating the walls with a tack hammer. Anything but this

Enjoy your jorts…at least your toes will look good.

16 thoughts on “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

  1. After threatening to throw the podium at a reporter whose phone rang at SEC Media Days, that tough guy image he was trying to give off has definitely taken a hit. Reckon he does hot yoga with Joey Freshwater when time allows?? 😂

  2. He really enjoys the complimentary white wine spritzer while getting his pedi.

  3. She isn’t wrong though. Never had a pedicure, but I have been around guys in the gym locker room who could damn sure use one. Once saw a guy come into the dry sauna with no shower shoes on and green toenails. Reminded me why I always wear mine.

  4. Some men love the smell of napalm in the morning and then there is Jon Sumrall.

  5. Kirby ain’t got time for it, but I suspect Andrew Smart will take a break from spinning dimes in the House of Payne to troll the new Florida HC (Hogtown Cuk). Just ask Tennessee and tech fanatics…

  6. Has the new podium throwing football coach already reached the Jim Mcelwain shark humping level for the florida gators?

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