Musical Palate Cleanser: It’s The End of the World

RIP, Ted Turner.

Turner died at age 87 while surrounded by his family, according to Turner Enterprises, which oversees his vast businesses and investments. A cause was not released. He was diagnosed in 2018 with Lewy body dementia, a progressive neurological disorder.

A Southerner with outspoken wit, he earned the nicknames “Captain Outrageous” and “The Mouth of the South” during his youthful years.

“If only I had a little humility, I’d be perfect,” he once bragged.

Turner was a celebrity in his own right when he married actor Jane Fonda in 1991, just before being named Time magazine’s Man of the Year.

“He swept into my life, a gloriously handsome, deeply romantic, swashbuckling pirate and I’ve never been the same,” Fonda wrote Wednesday on Instagram.

Slowed late in life by his illness and long out of the television business, Turner concentrated on philanthropy — donating a stunning $1 billion to United Nations charities — and his more than 2 million acres (800,000 hectares) of property, including the nation’s largest bison herd.

After his father’s 1963 suicide, Turner took over the Turner Advertising company. In 1970, he bought an independent UHF station with a signal so weak it didn’t even cover Atlanta.

On Dec. 17, 1976, he began transmitting the station to cable systems across the country via satellite. It became TBS Superstation. “It was the start of something bigger than we ever imagined,” Turner said.

TBS’ collection of old movies and “The Andy Griffith Show” reruns was augmented by Turner’s acquisition of baseball’s Atlanta Braves, which slowly attracted fans across the nation and declared themselves “America’s team.”

Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred said Turner transformed how fans experience sports.

In the 1980s, Turner went deeply into debt to buy MGM, another move greeted with skepticism.

But the acquisition gave his company a huge library of vintage movies that eventually launched the TNT and Turner Classic Movies networks. His devotion to older movies earned Turner a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2004. He was also criticized for adding color to classic movies like “Casablanca,” which he said he did to appeal to a younger audience.

TBS also acquired the Hanna-Barbera animation library, which led to the Cartoon Network.

“He sees the obvious before most people do,” Bob Wright, former president and CEO of NBC, told The New Yorker in 2001. “We all look at the same picture, but Ted sees what you don’t see. And after he sees it, it becomes obvious to everybody.”

Asked to share the secret to his success, Turner said: “Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise.”

Of course, he also famously had a one-minute video prepped and readied to go on air at any time, if it meant that the world was about to end. It’s a band playing “Nearer, My God, to Thee”.

I’ve heard the funeral will likely be held at 7:05 pm, and in the case of rain, reruns of “The Andy Griffith Show” will air.

Thanks for the memories, Ted, and thanks for the years of free and reliable Braves Baseball. A life well lived.

Musical Palate Cleanser: The Perfect Country and Western Song

RIP:

David Allan Coe, the outlaw country music singer known for his unrepentant, confrontational image and songs such as “You Never Even Called Me by My Name” and “The Ride,” has died. He was 86.

Coe’s wife, Kimberly Hastings Coe, confirmed the singer’s death to Rolling Stone. “One of the best singers, songwriters, and performers of our time [and] never to be forgotten,” Kimberly wrote to Rolling Stone. “My husband, my friend, my confidant and my life for many years. I’ll never forget him and I don’t want anyone else to ever forget him either.” A cause of death was not immediately available.

Saw him a time or two at the Georgia Theater in his less than best self, but he made some legendary songs.

Musical Palate Cleanser: The River at Sanford Backed Up with Sewage

This happened over the weekend.

A town that prides itself as one of the forerunners of the music scene for the nation, and it comes down to this. Truth be told, I could think of a ton of folks out there I’d rather see in Sanford, as I know many of you have opined here before. But, I guess if they’re going to potentially ruin the field for music, might as well sell a bunch of tickets and get butts in the seats and make money. I wonder if any of it could go to the Collective?

Anyway, it got me to thinking about this group, which I used to enjoy immensely in my time in Athens. I think I’d rather see them in Sanford than those two above.

Have a lovely Monday, Refugees.

Musical Palate Cleanser: A Thousand Miles (Yards) from Nowhere

Ladies, and gents…Dwight Yoakam.

I forgot to mention I’m a big Dwight fan, too. The video to “A Thousand Miles from Nowhere” was filmed on a Copper Basin Railroad train in Arizona, and the woman in the river is another country artist, Kelly Willis. Also, I have to say I really liked Yoakam in Sling Blade as the incorrigible Doyle Hargraves who got a well-deserved chop to the head at the end of the movie, and also found Yoakam nominated along with the others for an Outstanding Performance for a Cast at the Oscars in 1997.

On the subject of a thousand yards…check this out…

Considering we’ve had some great receivers since, what do you contribute to the lack of a thousand yard receiver since 2002? Two head coaches, multiple offensive coordinators, yet not one thousand yard receiver? Branch was close this season, but not that close. Also:

2024 – Arian Smith – 817 yards

2022 – Brock Bowers – 942 yards; Ladd McConkey – 762 yards

2019 – George Pickens – 727 yards

2017 – Javon Wims – 720 yards; Terry Godwin – 639

2015 – Malcolm Mitchell – 865 yards

2012 – Tavarres King – 950 yards

2008 – Mohammed Massaqoui – 920 yards; AJ Green – 963 yards

2004 – Reggie Brown – 860 yards; Fred Gibson – 801 yards

We’ve had plenty of close ones, but in some of those cases there’s some talent there that also can catch the ball. Is it distribution? Scheme? Talent?

Discuss.

Musical Palate Cleanser: Do You Remember the Time…

Here’s the sports related element:

Here’s the musical element:

Okay, so I was a kid of 80s music, so Michael Jackson was in my regular rotation. He was a baked in part of the 80s music that I listened to regularly, so I can still enjoy Jackson’s music, regardless of the allegations and thoughts of him past his passing. Admittedly, he was a weird dude, but I can still recall distinctly listening to LPs of him on my parents stereo, especially his collaboration with Paul McCartney (Say, Say, Say) and thinking how great the quality of mixing and sound was present in what I heard.

Jackson is a side note in this exercise, but for those of you my age, or older or younger, what’s the missing quality in today’s music that makes you nostalgic about the music of yesteryears?

Is it quality? Musicianship? Talent? I’ve long hypothesized with my buddy that quality of music has declined ever since the advent of the cassette tape, but maybe I’m just jaded.

What say you?

Friday Afternoon Time Waster – Musical Palate Cleanser: Callin’ Baton Rouge, or If That Ain’t Country…

First, WTF is happening in Baton Rouge?

You just spent the state’s per capita GDP for three years to bring this guy in, and he’s making excuses that he won’t win a ring in year one? Add to it that they just hired back a guy they fired after a literal FBI investigation to be their head coach in basketball again.

and

I’ve asked this before…where is all the money coming from?

Anyway, for today’s associated Musical Palate Cleanser/Friday Afternoon Time Waster, here’s Garth Brooks.

Is Garth country? Honestly, is anybody from the 80s forward country? Let’s discuss. I personally can’t stand him but only included him here because of the subject in the post.

I’m kind of old school, Willie, Waylon, George Strait (not that old but I grew up listening to him as Gen Xer and Cheyenne is my all time favorite), and Dolly, but I recognize there are some great modern artists. One of the folks I’ve taken a shine to recently was Charley Crockett.

And Almost Home by Craig Morgan brings tears to my eyes and great memories every time I hear it. Maybe it’s not an era, but a spirit.

This can be a passionate subject for many of us, so…

What is real country? What makes a good country song? Is it like David said…momma, trains, trucks, prison, and gettin’ drunk? And who’s your favorite country music artist?

Can’t wait to read the comments…keep at it through the weekend…and the haaaard times.

Musical Palate Cleanser: I Can’t Drive…105

First, there’s this:

Linebacker Chris Cole, driving a black SUV, was recorded at 105 miles per hour on a speed measurement device and linebacker Darren Ikinnagbon, driving a white SUV, was an estimated 10 feet behind him was neither gaining or falling back and was also estimated to be going 105 by the officer, according to an Athens-Clarke County police incident report obtained Tuesday Feb. 24 by the Athens Banner-Herald. Both SUVs passed 6 or 7 other vehicles on the road.

In SUVs. Jesus. Anyway, for today’s musical palate cleanser:

Regarding the song’s origins, it was a bit a rebellion piece about the National Maximum Speed Law of 55, enacted in 1974 as a means to reduce energy consumption (although it was only predicted to reduce energy use by a whopping 2.1%, it is estimated it actually achieved a .5% reduction, mainly because people did everything they could to disregard it). Despite energy prices decreasing enough by 1987 to increase the speed limit back to 65, many kept it supposedly for “Driver safety” although the reality is many local LEAs discovered it was a healthy and reliable revenue stream. The limit was eventually increased to 65 in 1995.

As Sammy tells us:

“Two o’clock in the morning, I’m driving a rental car to Albany, from Albany to Lake Placid. Four-lane Highway, not a soul, I’m going about 62 miles an hour exactly. Cop pulls me, a little wet I didn’t even know while I was going the speed limit changed. I’m sitting there, I was so burnt, I was just exhausted. I just handed my driver’s license, hand him the Rent-A-Car stuff. He starts to write it up and the guy said how fast is 62. I said like ‘I thought it was 65’, you know, and he’s going […] ‘We give tickets around here for 62!’. You know like ‘Where have you been?’. I went 55, get to my house, wrote the song. Oh man, I mean, four o’clock in the morning. I picked up my guitar. I just wrote that damn song. It came that quick.”

Imagine getting clocked at 105 when the speed limit was being that strictly enforced.

Also, imagine that, nearly 31 years later, a local LEA is still relying heavily on speeding tickets and moving violations as a steady and reliable revenue stream. Particularly from the UGA Football team.

Musical Palate Cleanser: Money for Nothing

To quote the great Nelson Muntz: “Ha, HA!”

With that being said, enjoy:

Featuring an opening with Sting singing “I want my MTV” to the same notes of “Don’t Stand So Close To Me”, the song was supposed to be more of a Rolling-Stones ballad but a riff played during the click track took over the rest of the composition. Mark Knopfler spoke of the inspiration to the song:

The lead character in “Money for Nothing” is a guy who works in the hardware department in a television/​custom kitchen/​refrigerator/​microwave appliance store. He’s singing the song. I wrote the song when I was actually in the store. I borrowed a bit of paper and started to write the song down in the store. I wanted to use a lot of the language that the real guy actually used when I heard him, because it was more real….

According to Knopfler, he had visited an appliance store in New York City. At the back of the store, a wall of televisions were all tuned to MTV. Knopfler said that standing next to him, watching the TVs, there was a male employee, dressed in a baseball cap, work boots, and a checkered shirt, who was delivering boxes. As they watched MTV, the man said things like, “What are those, Hawaiian noises?… That ain’t workin’,” etc. Knopfler requested a pen to write some of these lines down, and eventually put them to music.

And now you know.

Musical Palate Cleanser: Au Revoir, Bob

A little late, but, still.

Bob Weir, the guitarist and songwriter who was a founding member of the popular and massively influential American rock band the Grateful Dead, has died. According to a statement from his family posted on his website and social media pages, Weir died from underlying lung issues after recently beating cancer. He was 78.

We’re getting old, folks. I remember when Jerry died when I was working at NAPA during my college days. The store manager, oddly, was a huge Deadhead and he had to take a week off. Endless numbers of bad orders must’ve occurred that week because I knew little about automotive repair and less about how to use the archaic parts system we used at the local Stockbridge store.

Still, I enjoyed the Dead although being a Parrothead was more my speed, but countless candles from Junkaman’s Daughter’s Brother were burned, along with incense, on nights we spun Terrapin Station on our apartment’s stereo speakers, to the dismay of our Pre-Vet neighbors.

We were Journalism majors, so there’s that.

Musical Palate Cleanser, An Apology

Scamps, it’s been a bit of a stressful Christmas around the McDonough house, so I wasn’t thinking when I ran the Christmas posts yesterday…and I forgot the Senator’s favorite Christmas post.

Cheers to the Senator and his legacy he has left us here.

If it’s been as rough a 2025 for you as it has in my neck of the woods, the good news is the New Year’s is just a few days away.

Happy Holidays, scamps.