Musical Palate Cleanser: Iron Maiden Does the National Anthem

Maybe a misleading title, but thought this was impressive:

Anyone have the secret to keep the onions from making me cry?

Musical Palate Cleanser: It’s The End of the World

RIP, Ted Turner.

Turner died at age 87 while surrounded by his family, according to Turner Enterprises, which oversees his vast businesses and investments. A cause was not released. He was diagnosed in 2018 with Lewy body dementia, a progressive neurological disorder.

A Southerner with outspoken wit, he earned the nicknames “Captain Outrageous” and “The Mouth of the South” during his youthful years.

“If only I had a little humility, I’d be perfect,” he once bragged.

Turner was a celebrity in his own right when he married actor Jane Fonda in 1991, just before being named Time magazine’s Man of the Year.

“He swept into my life, a gloriously handsome, deeply romantic, swashbuckling pirate and I’ve never been the same,” Fonda wrote Wednesday on Instagram.

Slowed late in life by his illness and long out of the television business, Turner concentrated on philanthropy — donating a stunning $1 billion to United Nations charities — and his more than 2 million acres (800,000 hectares) of property, including the nation’s largest bison herd.

After his father’s 1963 suicide, Turner took over the Turner Advertising company. In 1970, he bought an independent UHF station with a signal so weak it didn’t even cover Atlanta.

On Dec. 17, 1976, he began transmitting the station to cable systems across the country via satellite. It became TBS Superstation. “It was the start of something bigger than we ever imagined,” Turner said.

TBS’ collection of old movies and “The Andy Griffith Show” reruns was augmented by Turner’s acquisition of baseball’s Atlanta Braves, which slowly attracted fans across the nation and declared themselves “America’s team.”

Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred said Turner transformed how fans experience sports.

In the 1980s, Turner went deeply into debt to buy MGM, another move greeted with skepticism.

But the acquisition gave his company a huge library of vintage movies that eventually launched the TNT and Turner Classic Movies networks. His devotion to older movies earned Turner a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2004. He was also criticized for adding color to classic movies like “Casablanca,” which he said he did to appeal to a younger audience.

TBS also acquired the Hanna-Barbera animation library, which led to the Cartoon Network.

“He sees the obvious before most people do,” Bob Wright, former president and CEO of NBC, told The New Yorker in 2001. “We all look at the same picture, but Ted sees what you don’t see. And after he sees it, it becomes obvious to everybody.”

Asked to share the secret to his success, Turner said: “Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise.”

Of course, he also famously had a one-minute video prepped and readied to go on air at any time, if it meant that the world was about to end. It’s a band playing “Nearer, My God, to Thee”.

I’ve heard the funeral will likely be held at 7:05 pm, and in the case of rain, reruns of “The Andy Griffith Show” will air.

Thanks for the memories, Ted, and thanks for the years of free and reliable Braves Baseball. A life well lived.

Musical Palate Cleanser: The Perfect Country and Western Song

RIP:

David Allan Coe, the outlaw country music singer known for his unrepentant, confrontational image and songs such as “You Never Even Called Me by My Name” and “The Ride,” has died. He was 86.

Coe’s wife, Kimberly Hastings Coe, confirmed the singer’s death to Rolling Stone. “One of the best singers, songwriters, and performers of our time [and] never to be forgotten,” Kimberly wrote to Rolling Stone. “My husband, my friend, my confidant and my life for many years. I’ll never forget him and I don’t want anyone else to ever forget him either.” A cause of death was not immediately available.

Saw him a time or two at the Georgia Theater in his less than best self, but he made some legendary songs.

Musical Palate Cleanser: The River at Sanford Backed Up with Sewage

This happened over the weekend.

A town that prides itself as one of the forerunners of the music scene for the nation, and it comes down to this. Truth be told, I could think of a ton of folks out there I’d rather see in Sanford, as I know many of you have opined here before. But, I guess if they’re going to potentially ruin the field for music, might as well sell a bunch of tickets and get butts in the seats and make money. I wonder if any of it could go to the Collective?

Anyway, it got me to thinking about this group, which I used to enjoy immensely in my time in Athens. I think I’d rather see them in Sanford than those two above.

Have a lovely Monday, Refugees.

Musical Palate Cleanser: A Thousand Miles (Yards) from Nowhere

Ladies, and gents…Dwight Yoakam.

I forgot to mention I’m a big Dwight fan, too. The video to “A Thousand Miles from Nowhere” was filmed on a Copper Basin Railroad train in Arizona, and the woman in the river is another country artist, Kelly Willis. Also, I have to say I really liked Yoakam in Sling Blade as the incorrigible Doyle Hargraves who got a well-deserved chop to the head at the end of the movie, and also found Yoakam nominated along with the others for an Outstanding Performance for a Cast at the Oscars in 1997.

On the subject of a thousand yards…check this out…

Considering we’ve had some great receivers since, what do you contribute to the lack of a thousand yard receiver since 2002? Two head coaches, multiple offensive coordinators, yet not one thousand yard receiver? Branch was close this season, but not that close. Also:

2024 – Arian Smith – 817 yards

2022 – Brock Bowers – 942 yards; Ladd McConkey – 762 yards

2019 – George Pickens – 727 yards

2017 – Javon Wims – 720 yards; Terry Godwin – 639

2015 – Malcolm Mitchell – 865 yards

2012 – Tavarres King – 950 yards

2008 – Mohammed Massaqoui – 920 yards; AJ Green – 963 yards

2004 – Reggie Brown – 860 yards; Fred Gibson – 801 yards

We’ve had plenty of close ones, but in some of those cases there’s some talent there that also can catch the ball. Is it distribution? Scheme? Talent?

Discuss.

Musical Palate Cleanser: Do You Remember the Time…

Here’s the sports related element:

Here’s the musical element:

Okay, so I was a kid of 80s music, so Michael Jackson was in my regular rotation. He was a baked in part of the 80s music that I listened to regularly, so I can still enjoy Jackson’s music, regardless of the allegations and thoughts of him past his passing. Admittedly, he was a weird dude, but I can still recall distinctly listening to LPs of him on my parents stereo, especially his collaboration with Paul McCartney (Say, Say, Say) and thinking how great the quality of mixing and sound was present in what I heard.

Jackson is a side note in this exercise, but for those of you my age, or older or younger, what’s the missing quality in today’s music that makes you nostalgic about the music of yesteryears?

Is it quality? Musicianship? Talent? I’ve long hypothesized with my buddy that quality of music has declined ever since the advent of the cassette tape, but maybe I’m just jaded.

What say you?

Friday Afternoon Time Waster – Musical Palate Cleanser: Callin’ Baton Rouge, or If That Ain’t Country…

First, WTF is happening in Baton Rouge?

You just spent the state’s per capita GDP for three years to bring this guy in, and he’s making excuses that he won’t win a ring in year one? Add to it that they just hired back a guy they fired after a literal FBI investigation to be their head coach in basketball again.

and

I’ve asked this before…where is all the money coming from?

Anyway, for today’s associated Musical Palate Cleanser/Friday Afternoon Time Waster, here’s Garth Brooks.

Is Garth country? Honestly, is anybody from the 80s forward country? Let’s discuss. I personally can’t stand him but only included him here because of the subject in the post.

I’m kind of old school, Willie, Waylon, George Strait (not that old but I grew up listening to him as Gen Xer and Cheyenne is my all time favorite), and Dolly, but I recognize there are some great modern artists. One of the folks I’ve taken a shine to recently was Charley Crockett.

And Almost Home by Craig Morgan brings tears to my eyes and great memories every time I hear it. Maybe it’s not an era, but a spirit.

This can be a passionate subject for many of us, so…

What is real country? What makes a good country song? Is it like David said…momma, trains, trucks, prison, and gettin’ drunk? And who’s your favorite country music artist?

Can’t wait to read the comments…keep at it through the weekend…and the haaaard times.