Keeping It Classy In Austin

In case you missed it, the “Real UTI” was defined over the weekend, with Texass prevailing over Tennessee. If you could’ve told me there was a program that could outclass the Vols, I’d say bullshit.

But, man, the Longhorns really stepped up their game, I’ll give them that.

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Colin Simmons, here’s your roses.

But wait…there’s more!

Gotta hand it to you, Shorthorns. You joined the league and have had an immediate impact to somehow wash away the general douchiness of Tennessee and Florida fanbases, albeit you can’t actually win the conference.

18 thoughts on “Keeping It Classy In Austin”

      • Sark should be fined for his non apology. “Not the Texas standard but social media’s fault and he had 5 sacks so I’m ok with it.” What terrible messaging. Beamer is going to fired…maybe today…but he still benched his guy. Not sure what Lincoln Riley did to his player. Of course some of these entitled brats are going to try and pull some shit but time they learn about consequences and the HBCs need to teach them or be held accountable themselves.

        Change the rules back…celebration is OK (like AJ Green) but theatrics with pantomime and teammates is unsportsmanlike penalty. It will stop with the next flag dropped. This isn’t hard to impose discipline.

        • You nailed in, at least Beamer was being a coach, sark just wants to be their friend. Texas is as soft as Sark. Texas is trash in every sense of the word. In their short time, they have outpaced jort nation, the hillbillies and nerds collectively in total lack of class. Unfortunately they cannot buy that. FTMF’s

  1. You think Kirby would put up with that? Hell no. As Kirby says, humility is only a week away. Geez, what makes these players now a day out stupid the other. The biggest thing is, you know they are going to penalize that action, so how selfish can you be!

    • With nil flowing freely in the locker rooms, wouldn’t doubt there was a side bet on who would perform this type of B.S. first…still, it is a reflection of the lambo program at large….

    • Planned, practiced and not spontaneous. He isn’t contrite but holding back a grin because he got the attention he wanted.

  2. What’s a coach other than Kirby going to do? These are entitled semi-pro players that can transfer to another school. Class has never been big in Texas anyway. In the old days the kid would be running steps until he puked, today he get a bonus.

  3. A good coach friend of mine told me one time about bad behavior, “their either coaching it or allowing it, either is a problem.”

  4. Regarding the pissing contest; lest we Dawg fans not forget the actions of one George Pickens, doing essentially the same thing, with an actual live water bottle no less, ironically against the Vols on the sideline at home. Love his smart ass & will forever be indebted to GP for taking the top off of Bama on that cold night in Indy, but his actions were equally distasteful and immature. I thought Pickens was hilarious in a “shaking my damn head” sort of way at the time but knew it was tacky & childish. Reckon we can all agree; piss on Tennessee.

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