Let all the Bulldog faithful rally behind the men who now wear the red and black with two words, two simple words which express the sentiments of the entire Bulldog Nation: Auburn Sucks.
— Message Board Geniuses (@BoardGeniuses) June 8, 2026
*Checks notes* – Lambos and fat stacks of cash. Got it. While I am on Texas’s side here, I’d say the pot is calling the kettle unethical, just one is more “legally” ethical now that we’re in the era of NIL.
And, of course, it wouldn’t be a day ending in y if we didn’t have someone from our traditional SEC orange fan base whining about why they couldn’t get away with it, too.
— Message Board Geniuses (@BoardGeniuses) June 8, 2026
“Why don’t we have a corrupt judge?” Boo hoo. Talk to a Georgia fan about the local legal system working against you, then wonder how we managed two National Championships while getting pulled over every other day of the week, and let’s resume the conversation after.
How do you turn a shit house into an outhouse? Easy. Just add some layers and fancy decorations and call it what you will. But it’s still just Jordan-Hare.
Another reminder that today’s your cheapest day to sit and enjoy football in the greatest stadium in the most glorious college town on earth. Get out and touch grass, Refugees.
Honestly, you can’t blame them. Their baseball empire is crumbling and it just got worse with the weekend series with Vanderbilt, which walked Tennessee off not once, not twice, but three times in the series.
I’ll be cheering loudly for Michigan today in hopes that Tennessee is locked out of yet another Final Four, too. And no worries, Hillbillies…you’ll probably have your championship winning coach back next year the way the season is starting off for San Francisco.
Yes, I know we still have games to play on this Labor Day, but I don’t care about TCU & UNC (if something about the Tar Heels comes up, I’ll probably edit this post). Most games went true to form, but we still have plenty of #MeltdownAlert and #FireEverybody posts to chuckle about.
Nowhere better to get started with this week’s trip than Tallahassee to check on the mental state of Bammer Nation. I knew the panhandle would be a stop this week. I just thought the reason would be different. There was plenty of ammunition for this stop, but I found this be to be the most hilarious.
When Alabama looks to Georgia Tech for its next head coach, you know it’s hit close to rock bottom in the Yellowhammer State (I wish the Nole fans would have sung Rammer Jammer right back at them on Saturday evening). The last time Alabama hired a Fech man, it started with running off the guy who followed a legend and ended with a contract fight after winning an SEC title. I know some of our readers think a lot of Brent Key … I’m not one of them.
Bama got outmuscled on both lines of scrimmage by a team coached by a guy who had to be desperate. It’s too early for this to be an indictment of Bama or a coronation of FSU, but Saturday’s loss broke the internet.
Let’s move on to the game of the century this year in Columbus to check in on the “Texas is back” crowd.
Texass fans are so used to getting every break that they blame this loss on SEC officiating. Hey, Shorthorns, do you remember the temper tantrum your fans threw last year in Austin resulting in an overturned call on something that can’t be overturned once the ball is marked for play? I thought so.
How about blame the coaching and the offense (Sark’s specialty) for only scoring 7 points? If you said on Friday Ohio State would only score 14, I’m sure the Texas coaching staff would say they would leave the Shoe with a win.
If this game is the canary in the coal mine, Texas isn’t going to go through the SEC unscathed and may lose more than 1 conference game. The Red River Shootout looks questionable, and trips to Athens and Hogtown will be no picnic.
Let’s head to South Florida to check in on the leprechauns who didn’t find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Does this genius realize Miami is in the schedule due to the ACC arrangement the Irish has as a partial member?
I give Carson Beck an A for how he played in the rain on Sunday night. For the most part, he looked totally in control, and his arm and mental game seem to have recovered nicely. Where was that Carson Beck for much of last year in Athens? That Carson Beck is a day 1 or 2 selection with his arm and the way he took care of the ball.
On the topic of the post, Notre Dame runs into an equally talented (and healthy) team and loses again. Don’t look now, Irish, but a Texas A&M team comes into South Bend next and can beat you. I think it may be safe to say Notre Dame’s season may already be on the brink. Will a 2 loss team that doesn’t have the ability to play in a conference championship game get the benefit of the doubt in November?
Let’s move on out west to the Rose Bowl to check in on the team that should have been the Dawgs’ opponent this weekend.
Utah takes ucLa behind the woodshed on B1G After Dark to announce that the end of the Whittingham era isn’t there yet. The reason for this post is twofold. First, the Bruins ducked us because they knew what was coming, and they still got it from a different source. Second, Nico left Tennessee because of the “offense.” After yesterday, maybe his camp needs to look inward for the problem – 183 yards of total offense and a 50.4 QBR.
Maybe Bobby Hill wasn’t the problem after all.
Let’s end today’s trip in the South Carolina upstate to check in on Tyler from Spartanburg and the fans of the Greater Anderson Cow College.
Hey, Clemson, Deshaun Watson or Trevor Lawrence isn’t walking into the football facility. Cade Klubnik once again showed he isn’t the game-changing quarterback necessary for Dabo to win at highest level. I’m not sure what being in the ACC had to do with their loss (see FSU-Bama). What I did see is exactly what I saw last Labor Day – an offensive line overwhelmed by SEC defensive front 7 talent.
What did you see this weekend on the boards that gave you a good laugh? Let us know in the comments.
The first…the question above. Which team do you enjoy beating the most? For me, it’s Tech or possibly one not listed here, Tennessee.
The second…which team do you watch out of the sheer hope that you see them lose? Again, for me, it’s Tech (I just find it funny…every time) and Alabama. Not sure why my schadenfreude is so tipped towards Alabama, could be because my wife’s ex is an insufferable Alabama fan, the recent struggles against them, or just because I got sick of hearing “Roooll Tide” at every family vacation in Panama City from 2011 forward. It was sure nice when we could be on the Gulf Coast and have an absence of that crowing when it did happen.
