More committee gobbledygook

One of our favorite talking heads gives us this.

I don’t understand the need for this. I also don’t believe the committee watches film for days.

Good grief … just go back to a BCS style formula to select the teams and get rid of the committee and their stupid rankings.

The Big 12, ACC and SEC-hating conspiracy theorists are saying this is another way ESPN is trying to jam more SEC teams into the CFP.

What do you think?

Should the FSU alumni association kick this doofus out?

SEC rage baiter and Florida village idiot Danny Kanell is at it again.

If you are an FSU graduate who holds up Miami as a positive for anything, there is no way your blood has any garnet and gold in it now. Chief Osceola and Renegade should run over him or kick him in the head next time he’s on the sideline pregame in Tallahassee. His football IQ may improve by a couple of points as a result.

Here in the Midwest, We Don’t Whine, Mainly Because We Don’t Play Anyone Tough

Curt Cignetti, college football blowhard.

Notre Dame’s scheduled home-and-home football series with Indiana has been canceled at Indiana’s request, according to reporting from The Athletic’s Pete Sampson and Sports Illustrated’s Pat Forde. The two schools announced the agreement on April 19, 2021, with Indiana set to visit Notre Dame Stadium on Aug. 31, 2030, and the Irish scheduled to play in Bloomington on Sept. 27, 2031.

The reporting surfaced on Aug. 3, the same day Notre Dame officially announced a renewed four-game rivalry series with USC running from 2030 through 2033. The opener of that series falls on Aug. 31, 2030, the date Indiana had held for nine years.

Under the terms of the 2021 contract, per Sports Illustrated, the canceling party owes $250,000 when the game is called off more than two years out, $500,000 with one to two years’ notice, and $1 million inside a year of kickoff. At more than four years from the 2030 date, the lowest tier applies.

This should come as no surprise to anyone, especially given that Cignetti proudly boasted about making his schedule easier with lighter OOC opponents.

Now, of course, Cignetti likes to point out that the B1G is already tough enough, so why stress yourself with a quality OOC opponent. Sure, let’s go to the stats, Curt:

Sure, there’s four B1G teams in there and four SEC teams. Seems even right…well, let’s look at the inverse of this:

From Chris Low, here’s the worst records against Top 25 teams in the past five years:

Colorado 0-16
Maryland 0-15
Rutgers 0-15

Cal 0-14
NW 0-14
Va. Tech 0-12
Virginia 0-11
Houston 0-10
Vanderbilt 1-18
W. Va. 1-17
Nebraska 1-16
Wisconsin 1-15
Iowa 1-13
SMU 1-9
Auburn 2-20
Purdue 2-19
Michigan St. 2-18
Arkansas 2-17

Yeah…that’s 8 B1G teams…8 of which post a worse record in the past five years than *checks notes* Arkansas.

The five in bold italics are on Indiana’s mighty B1G schedule this year…their other four? USC, Ohio State, Michigan, and Washington, all of which were in the Top 20 of the best records, although one could argue Michigan and Washington are shells of their programs from two years ago…so basically you have what amounts to a two game schedule, you brag about the power of your conference, and then cancel an out of conference series with Notre Dame.

Yes, he won and has the right to talk. Yes, he has bragging rights. Never thought I’d say it, but when the day comes where I have more respect for Just for Men, it’s a dark day indeed.

And for all those saying they can’t wait for the redemption day for CC, I don’t see it coming anytime soon with a schedule like this.

Message Board Geniuses: Fanbases React to the Sorsby Decision

Do you suppose Texas Tech fans have a shred of concern about the future of the sport?

I’d say “nah”.

Apparently, the Court of Appeals that would handle the next leg of this is chaired by Red Raiders:

Meanwhile, Texass fans are not pleased with their little brothers to the west…

*Checks notes* – Lambos and fat stacks of cash. Got it. While I am on Texas’s side here, I’d say the pot is calling the kettle unethical, just one is more “legally” ethical now that we’re in the era of NIL.

And, of course, it wouldn’t be a day ending in y if we didn’t have someone from our traditional SEC orange fan base whining about why they couldn’t get away with it, too.

“Why don’t we have a corrupt judge?” Boo hoo. Talk to a Georgia fan about the local legal system working against you, then wonder how we managed two National Championships while getting pulled over every other day of the week, and let’s resume the conversation after.

Low, Diego, Low

Quick post as a follow-up to this weekend’s post on Diego Pavia’s never ending journey to irrelevance following an uneventful and undrafted weekend.

That’s top-shelf snark right there. Can you say “Johnny Football”? Say it with us!

Yo soy, Dora!

And I’m Diego! I don’t need an agent! No necesito un agente!

Can you find the NFL contract for Diego? Do you see it?

Neither do I! Yo tampoco!

And so on…

People Just Love Watching Us Beat Texas

Man, Texas has to be proud.

In all seriousness, congrats to the Softball Dawgs for not only the win, but doing it in front of so many viewers.

Go Dawgs!

Your G-Day Game Reminder that Auburn Sucks: Adding a Fuzzy Carpet Covering to Grandma’s Toilet Seat Cover

How do you turn a shit house into an outhouse? Easy. Just add some layers and fancy decorations and call it what you will. But it’s still just Jordan-Hare.

Another reminder that today’s your cheapest day to sit and enjoy football in the greatest stadium in the most glorious college town on earth. Get out and touch grass, Refugees.

Go Dawgs.

Monday Hating: The Really Bad Week that Was Tennessee Athletics

Boy, I tell ya, I love to see this. First, video was leaked that showed the Everything School’s baseball coaching staff were dealing with their feels.

Honestly, you can’t blame them. Their baseball empire is crumbling and it just got worse with the weekend series with Vanderbilt, which walked Tennessee off not once, not twice, but three times in the series.

And, the icing on the cake, Tennessee is yet again denied a trip to the Final Four, getting destroyed by Michigan on Sunday night.

Lolz.

Couldn’t happen to a better group of assholes.

FTMFs.