Let all the Bulldog faithful rally behind the men who now wear the red and black with two words, two simple words which express the sentiments of the entire Bulldog Nation: Auburn Sucks.
A longtime defensive backs coach and defensive coordinator before becoming the head coach at Kentucky, Stoops and new Texas defensive coordinator Will Muschamp “have a lot of respect for each other,” the source said.
Stoops will be enjoying a 38 million dollar buyout while serving in the role. Question is – head coaches would go repair their careers by landing in Tuscaloosa under Nick Saban…but is Sarkisian and Texas really the place to go now? Based on results and records, I say no, but it’s probably a nice place to go and buy up all you need to win while collecting a healthy check in the process.
Also, fun fact:
The three current and former SEC head coaches on Texas’s staff are a combined 1-16 against Kirby Smart https://t.co/fdnm8kdeV7
In all the nyuck nyucking of jokes traded between Kirby and Cristobal at the SOS Awards, I missed acknowledging that Ellis Robinson IV was just the second recipient of the award from Georgia for a freshman:
Linebacker Chris Cole, driving a black SUV, was recorded at 105 miles per hour on a speed measurement device and linebacker Darren Ikinnagbon, driving a white SUV, was an estimated 10 feet behind him was neither gaining or falling back and was also estimated to be going 105 by the officer, according to an Athens-Clarke County police incident report obtained Tuesday Feb. 24 by the Athens Banner-Herald. Both SUVs passed 6 or 7 other vehicles on the road.
In SUVs. Jesus. Anyway, for today’s musical palate cleanser:
Regarding the song’s origins, it was a bit a rebellion piece about the National Maximum Speed Law of 55, enacted in 1974 as a means to reduce energy consumption (although it was only predicted to reduce energy use by a whopping 2.1%, it is estimated it actually achieved a .5% reduction, mainly because people did everything they could to disregard it). Despite energy prices decreasing enough by 1987 to increase the speed limit back to 65, many kept it supposedly for “Driver safety” although the reality is many local LEAs discovered it was a healthy and reliable revenue stream. The limit was eventually increased to 65 in 1995.
As Sammy tells us:
“Two o’clock in the morning, I’m driving a rental car to Albany, from Albany to Lake Placid. Four-lane Highway, not a soul, I’m going about 62 miles an hour exactly. Cop pulls me, a little wet I didn’t even know while I was going the speed limit changed. I’m sitting there, I was so burnt, I was just exhausted. I just handed my driver’s license, hand him the Rent-A-Car stuff. He starts to write it up and the guy said how fast is 62. I said like ‘I thought it was 65’, you know, and he’s going […] ‘We give tickets around here for 62!’. You know like ‘Where have you been?’. I went 55, get to my house, wrote the song. Oh man, I mean, four o’clock in the morning. I picked up my guitar. I just wrote that damn song. It came that quick.”
Imagine getting clocked at 105 when the speed limit was being that strictly enforced.
Also, imagine that, nearly 31 years later, a local LEA is still relying heavily on speeding tickets and moving violations as a steady and reliable revenue stream. Particularly from the UGA Football team.
Here’s another clip from the Spurrier Awards event, this time focusing on Kirby’s roasting of Cristobal. I have to say, the comments about Spurrier’s real estate selling daughter…*chef’s kiss*. Enjoy.
Kirby Smart took some friendly shots at Mario Cristobal for NIL, saying he wasn’t sure Mario should be sitting near UGA cornerback Ellis Robinson… but Cristobal has jokes too👀 https://t.co/d2J1BQN19ypic.twitter.com/Sqb6ockg5V
I bet you’d forgotten about Jaden Rashada, hadn’t you?
You might’ve forgotten about the lawsuit he had out there against Billy Napier and a Florida power booster who promised a four-year, 13 million-ish NIL deal to come play in Gainesville.
Here it is, two years later, three teams later (Georgia to Sacramento State to now Mississippi State), and the two parties have finally agreed to a settlement.
Mississippi State QB Jaden Rashada has reached a settlement with former Florida head coach Billy Napier, booster Hugh Hathcock and former UF staffer Marcus Castro-Walker, per court documents.
You could read the article, but, essentially, the details of the settlement are confidential, so we’ll never know what the final settlement could be. My guess would be that, considering Rashada’s NIL value has likely diminished by a lot, it was considerably less than 13 million dollars.
If they did give him the full amount, then that would amount to roughly 34 million dollars in buyout money between Rashada and Napier alone.
Couldn’t happen to a finer group a assholes, if you ask me.
Nine conference games plus a triad of cupcakes. Fun stuff.
As a reminder, Georgia won National Championships playing 10 P4 opponents in both years, opening against #3 Clemson in 2021 and #11 Oregon in 2022. It can be done.
Or, it could be done. Now, if you’re having to play upwards of three more games at season’s end, I guess you want to have a few games to rest your players to make sure they can compete for a Natty.
When you’re in the B1G, you can rest them during most of your conference games, too.
And to think, this was part of the proceedings that lead to granting Trinidad Chambliss an extra year of eligibility. Quite frankly, how the hell did this even come up in the hearing?
Can you imagine if the Senator was witnessing this? I’d love to hear his commentary on the state of affairs, to be sure. To make matters even more absurd, the “Judge” got emotional reading his decision.
Judge Robert Whitwell has ruled in favor of Trinidad Chambliss, granting a preliminary injunction.
This for all intents and purposes gives Ole Miss its quarterback for 2026. He offered it while getting emotional. pic.twitter.com/lsYgFMvCvL
That title’s a bit of a reach. But let’s be real, we all saw this one coming, didn’t we?
NEWS: Ole Miss QB Trinidad Chambliss has been granted a sixth season of eligibility by a state court judge in Mississippi. Chambliss received an injunction today, which paves the way for him to play in 2026 after the NCAA ruled he was eligibility. (The NCAA can appeal.) pic.twitter.com/nzeaak6uMq
The NCAA attorneys weren’t real happy about it, opting to leave the courtroom before the Judge’s decision had been reached, to which the Judge had a nice response:
Judge Whitwell just went after the NCAA attorneys in Trinidad Chambliss case for leaving before he was handing down the ruling, mentioning that he guess they were headed to Knoxville (Joey Aguilar case)
Said he will discuss holding them being in contempt of court
So, more feedback coming in…some of you like the faux-Dawg, some not. So here you go:
Some of you liked a different tag line…
Now, for a little Simply Southern flare, plus an homage to our hatred for Auburn.
Apparently they can’t do an Early Cuyler very well at Chat GPT, but you get the idea. In keeping with the same theme, here’s another request, referencing the famous cannon shot idea.
I kept playing around with another idea, and I must say…damn good stuff. This is my favorite thus far.
I mean, it’s true right? It’s been free as long as I can remember and still will be (the site).
Keep the idea coming…I’ll keep building as you all send them. Oh, one last homage…
I ran out of free designs so I can take the quotation mark out and show another version of this, maybe with some edited font selections for the hat. It’s a start, though.
