Your Daily Reminder that Auburn Sucks: 7/11/2025

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Seek it, and He’ll provide! Unless it’s Auburn, where a Message Board Genius believes the programs ills can be squarely blamed on the Big Guy and His flock.

AGTG. Yep, that’s the problem. Freeze must be recruiting at summer Christian camps and Righteous Gemstones are turning the whole program into an unrecognizable mass of pansy-assed rich kids and not the Godless, soul-crushing teams of years gone by.

Up next: Nick Fairley and Cam Newton were meeting with the Illuminati at Bohemian Grove. I knew it, and you did, too!

I know this, because Tuberville told me so.

Say what you will about our internal strife and bickering about Bobo et al, but at least we’re not this stupid.

Go ‘Dawgs!

15 thoughts on “Your Daily Reminder that Auburn Sucks: 7/11/2025”

  1. I grew up in west central Georgia, as a result I hate auburn more than anything. That said, I never knew just how out of touch a fanbase could be. Now they’re blaming God? I’m astounded.

    • Respectfully disagree that he was blaming God.
      He was blaming a group that claims that only they have the ear of God.

  2. If they were winning it would be because their coach is so devout.

  3. What’s funny about that post is calling Terry Bowden (Tot as in Tater) a blue collar coach. He is the epitome of nepotism baby wrapped in Ryan Day born on 3rd base and thought he hit a triple.

    Nick Saban, Mark Richt and Kirby Smart broke the Barn.

  6. First of all, that dude’s post sports a “like” from Dixie Normous, so that’s gotta mean something. Second, Tubs not acting holier than thou? Ok. Third, the kind of guys I see on the Barn’s sideline don’t exactly exude “Megapastor”. Lastly, he COMPLETELY left out that his Eli Gemstone coach is out improving his golf handicap and not recruiting.

    Man, I ****** hate Auburn. And I lived in Tennessee for 11 years.

  7. Cam is the son of a preacher man. The plains have too many chiefs (yellawood, lowder, etc) to have a successful program. WTF wouldn’t they give the job to Cadillac?

  8. I love hearing the bipolar mascotted barners lament…”so sayeth the shepherd, so sayeth the flock!” Rev. Bubba Flava

  10. I’m currently sitting in whatever they call the building on Auburn’s campus where they play basketball. Auburn does indeed suck.

  11. How many posters said similar shit about CMR? Im glad they are miserable, but this seems to me to be glass house territory.

    In the process of being a complete moron, he is right that Auburn has never been very good trying to be a finesse football team. Mainly that is due to their appeal being very selective. No one really wants to play for Auburn. They have to live off of Alabama, FSU, Florida and Georgia’s castoffs and a few studs sprinkled in along the way.

    And now that cheating is legal, no one has to go to auburn to get paid.

    I say they’re fucked. And as long as they keep hiring so called offensive gurus they are doubly so.

  12. Very strange folks over there. Who is the most cultish? Auburn or Auburn on the lake? I think I vote for the original, as in the Harvard of Lee County, Alabama.

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