Message Board Geniuses: Starkvegas Edition

This should come as no surprise to anyone, but the Bizarro Dogs believe we *gasp* cheated in the Super Regional.

Bat shaving? We knew the pitches? Does anyone want to tell them that they hit 12 homeruns off a pretty good pitching staff and, if anything, it looked like Mississippi State just had our number both days of competition?

Meanwhile, it seems they’re a little conflicted at MSU, and some fans are ignoring the obvious cheating and demanding the team walk all the way back home.

Lord, help these people. They’re becoming Tennessee fans.

Omaha Bound: Had It All the Way

This has been more stressful to watch than the 1991 Braves.

18 years since the last trip, and all I can say is this team is special. Caden Aoki threw 10000 pitches and we found a way to crawl back off the mat and keep feeding the trees. It’s tough to beat a good team three times…four times…five times…but six times. That’s something folks.

Go Dawgs!

Feeding Trees, Super Win

What a way to wake up a Saturday.

Would’ve been a hell of a time to be on Kudzu Hill.

HBTFD.

What’s In a Name?

Georgia got another commitment…this time, from a familiar name.

Again, whether it sticks and remains this way on signing day remains to be seen…but for all the chatter that Kirby can’t recruit anymore, securing a brand name commitment – especially at the QB position – might turn a few heads in the recruiting services.

One Call, That’s All

Free Tre.

Honestly, surprised the lawyers haven’t been more involved, but there was an apparent hail mary thrown at the NCAA to appeal the suspension, to no avail.

We’ll know soon enough if we’re missing him too much, with first pitch today at 11 am.

Makin’ it rain – Granddaddy 0 edition

Congratulations to a DGD on his 2nd contract!

I’m guessing the Dumbledore of tight end coaches, Todd Hartley, is letting his current and future targets know there are about 42,000,000 good reasons to get coached up at UGA.

Darnell, good for you, sir. I’ll end with Todd Hartley’s recruiting videos for future prospects … still unbelievable.

Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife

Especially your coed aged daughters.

Folks, send your favorite ex to Kirby Camp instead, they’ll get what they need.

Something tells me that Lane’s social media feed will be blowing up that day, no?

It’s just a hug, I promise. How about some hot yoga, perhaps?

Dawgs Beat the ACC Again

No, not the conference. The Department.

ā€œAfter reviewing all evidence, including videos, and discussing the case with us, the State agreed to dismiss all charges against Mr. Branch yesterday,ā€ Stephens said in a message on Wednesday morning. ā€œZachariah cooperated fully with law enforcement and did not commit a crime on the night of his arrest and never should have been arrested. We are glad this matter is over and that Mr. Branch’s excellent reputation and good name restored.ā€

Good for him. No, I’m not applauding whenever someone beats the rap, if you’re driving 100 miles an hour on the loop, it’s an invitation to jail. But for Branch’s case, he’s a good dude and not deserving of the selective wrath of the ACCPD.

Now go be great, Mr. Branch. It’s not often to get a pardon from the ACCPD.

Stroke It: “Nothing Says ‘Top Remaining Seed’ Like an 11 am Start”

Shot:

Chaser:

You tell ’em, Josh. As a consequence, we need to ignore the NCAA rule on site neutrality and play The Stroke between every batter on Friday (we ignored this rule when they tossed Phelps, too, on Sunday).

In case it gets your fired up, here’s the whole Billy Squier version:

Sometimes, you just have to say “eff you” and take the consequences if they come.

Now, do us one better, Mr. Brooks, and get someone to listen about favorable calls for programs that rhyme with “Alabama” during the football season, as well.