The debut of this feature seemed to be popular with the refugees, so we’re going to keep it up.
The Fech fan base is so irrelevant that MBG rarely has anything, so here’s a bonus from the nerds at StinkTalk.
Lose a game to Syracuse after you get into the top 25 for the first time in a long time? In the immortal words of the ultimate nerd, at Georgia Tech, you can do that! Congrats to Fran Brown for giving Brent Key a wedgie Kirby style.
Now onto the other geniuses of the message board universe:
Notre Dame comes crashing down after their win in the nation’s most intimidating atmosphere (eye roll), Kyle Field. Losing at home to a Group of 5 opponent is not a good look. The Irish offense is painful to watch, and Riley Leonard looks at a quarterback at Duke. When your fan base is taking shots at your sideline fashion choices, things aren’t well. To the Irish subway alumni, Nick Saban ain’t going to give up his cushy job at ESPN and his golf game for you bunch of blowhards.
Yes, Notre Dame is wildly overrated and will be in the expanded ESPN Invitational by its name and soft as Charmin schedule.
Auburn loses at home to Cal after last week’s thrashing of Alabama A&M. The Tigers’ offense went back to being its post-Gus Bus dysfunctional self with fewer than 300 yards of total offense and 5(!) turnovers. Auburn fans calling their coach an “idiot” is just golden. Sleeze’s burner phone problems are going to follow him wherever he goes. Hugh Freeze and Auburn … a match made in hell. The Greater Opelika geniuses are already starting (when do start seeing private flight plans to Northwest Arkansas?):
This brings us to the asterisked national champion:
Texas made post Connor Stalions Michigan look slow and pedestrian in their rout of the Wolverines in the Big House. The genius knives are already out for Sherrone Moore citing his age and lack of experience. Maybe the problem is your talent level warranted cheating to win. The way Texas scattered, smothered, chunked and diced Michigan would make a room of Waffle House cooks give Sark a standing ovation.
Which brings us to Colorado …
Reality is setting in at Boulder. Coach Prime is clearly in over his head. Nebraska outmuscled Colorado to a 28 point halftime lead and then cruised to victory. I wonder when we’ll see an over/under line on how many games Shadeur Sanders plays before Prime opts him out for the draft preparation or he’s broken into pieces as a result of his offensive line. Travis Hunter lost it on the field last night. It sucks to be you, Travis. You could have played for the best program in the country. Sucker.
A view from Lexington.
I guess basketball season is going to start super early after Saturday’s face plant against the Palmetto Poultry. When your quarterback gets outplayed by LaNorris Sellars, it’s not good. When your own fans are saying you’re worse than Vanderbilt, that’s not encouraging for the home field advantage when #1 rolls in next Saturday night.
Finally, from the state “south” of us:
The Rural Central Florida Basement Dwellers/Meth Heads are beyond delusional at this point. Urban Meyer doesn’t want any part of Kirby Smart. That would be a reason I would love for this to happen where cold pizza under TIAA Bank Field is plentiful. On the other hand, the same crowd who celebrated when Dumbo Fisher left for College Station now wants him back. Watching the Florida schools be a total mess is a sight for these 90s and 2000s sore eyes.
What did you see online this weekend that made you laugh especially at our rivals?
Travis Hunter I believe didn’t want to put the work in at UGA. Kirby embodies the spirt of you can lead a horse to water ,but it’s up to you to drink it. Got to admire Kirby for this stance.
Excellent work EE!! Very few things in the life of a college football fan are as enjoyable as making fun of your rivals.
HBTFD
And the nerds make it so easy to make fun of them
Anyone who thought Deion could coach worth a shit is a dumbass. I knew he would be a disaster and I’m here for the dumpster fire. Never liked Deion.
Well, I guess I am a dumbass then. I thought he would relate more to today’s players. I also thought he would recruiter out of HS betters. Oops!
No, Auburn Freeze isn’t the idiot, you are.
What a great time to be alive. Seeing Florida and Florida State and their stupid, delusional, entitled fans in total chaos is wonderful. The Deion Prime clown car is beginning to lose its wheels. It’s going to be so much fun watching the same sports media that propped that shit up turn on him. Shitdoor sounds like the spoiled entitled brat that he is. If I’m his offensive line I start just letting guys through and laughing at him in the huddle. Travis Hunter is a dumbass and getting what he asked for. The nerds are finding out an old truism; acting tough is a lot easier than being tough. The Dawgs are gonna roll into Sabanville and beat the Fightin Milroes. FTMF and Go Dawgs.
A whole lot of effort to create this EE, many thanks sir as you have filled my Monday morning with happiness and joy!
So far, this has been a labor of love.
And we’re loving your labor. Thanks.
I love the “A guy I know from the gym told me that the lady who rents an apartment from him told him that …” With unimpeachable sources like that, it has to be true. The implosion in Gainesville is glorious and I hope it never stops.
“What did you see online this weekend that made you laugh especially at our rivals?”
I think you about covered it, ee!!
Auburn just needs to add Art Briles to their list of candidates. Freeze, Petrino and Briles are the only three that fully embody the Auburn approach to morals and fair play.
Auburn has the coach they deserve.
Great feature EE! Thanks for compiling this. There’s fan delusion and then there’s ND.
Schadenfreude weekend for sure! Nice to have it collected for us in one place!
BTW, that is a really big number for the us to cover on the road.
Swamp247 remains comedy gold. I’m gonna checkout the Colorado and Tech boards now that y’all have brought it up…