Unleash the Tight Ends, For God’s Sake

Somehow, I wish this would be the theme for 2026. Last year, it was “run the ball, control the run”. Yes, yes. Good, good. We saw what we could accomplish by running the ball well in the 2021-2022 run for National Championships, though I’d argue it was more about “run the ball easily” during those years. And why not…hell, we had seven offensive linemen with Washington and Bowers and both of them were unicorns. You couldn’t ever determine what they were about to do, and if you weren’t careful, a former three star wide receiver would zig and zag and kill you in the secondary.

Those were the days.

But let’s face it, those days are also here. Maybe we don’t have a McConkey, but, damn, we’ve got a stable full of unicorn tight ends, don’t we?

Granted, the running back room included a now NFL running back All-Star in James Cook, who was more valued for his receiving skills than his running skills. Our leading rusher in 2021 was Zamir White, and in 2022…Kenny McIntosh. 2023, with Bowers and McConkey still there…Daijun Edwards.

Let’s face it, we have a lot of “potential” with the receivers…picked up a good transfer in the portal and have a lot of young talent out there, and let’s not forget we still have London Humphreys, Sacovie White-Helton, and Talyn Taylor. The talent is there.

The running back room is solid. We apparently paid some good money to retain Frazier, Bowens is great, and behind them we also have Bo Walker and Dwight Phillips, Jr. for another thunder and lightning option. We are deep there and that’s not including at least two other freshmen that have upside, as well.

Offensive line should be stout. Experienced…hopefully healthy.

But if you look at all the groups we just mentioned…the tight end room is other-worldly. There is an embarrasment of riches there, with Elyiss Williams and Kaiden Prothro being possible unicorns. Remember Arik Gilbert? They both have his potential and athleticism…yet…are we going to use them?

Jesus Christ. It’s the fucking Avengers.

Prothro showed in the Spring Game (I know…I know) that he has the potential to be a wide out and has the height, range, and speed to go up and get it. The same game seemed to demonstrate that there was a renewed spirit to go after the tight end in the passing game.

If that was a teaser, I’m all for it. I couldn’t care less if a receiver gets a reception if a corner back is having to make life decisions against a 6-7 tight end for a first down. Truth be known, the receivers would appreciate this the most as no one would be thinking about a receiver’s route given the giants and running backs and quarterback who has a tendency to run downfield and through people like a Rhino that forgot it’s not actually Tim Tebow, and doesn’t somehow sustain concussions (that we know of).

So I’ll throw this out there…I’ve never been a Bobo apologist or antagonist, I kind of lean on my coaching experiences to be balanced…but if somehow our offensive philosophy doesn’t increase touches by tight ends in 2026, I’d have to question the personnel decisions, as well as why Todd Hartley and his tight end room remains in Athens.

Maybe the unicorn isn’t the on field talent…it’s the position coach that can bring in five stars like it’s going out of style.

Protect the man at all costs. For all the talk of LBU and RBU we have, we somehow have a guy who never played college ball, is clearly not a former tight end, but can bring in tight end talent like Midas can make gold. Good thing, he’s a Georgia alum.

Bad thing, he’s working in the age of NIL.

Keep the talent in Athens, but more than anything else, fucking use it, Mike.

Go Dawgs.

To Bobo or Not to Bobo

Based on the fact that I thought many of our commenters had abandoned the site until I posted Kirby’s defense of Mike Bobo yesterday, consider that a teaser headline. But it reminds me, sometimes, we may need an emotional support animal to calm us down and bring a smile to our faces, and make us forget the nuanced decisions of our beleaguered signal caller.

Let me introduce you to the latest, greatest internet sensation to bring a ray of sunshine to you…Jimothy.

Jimothy has a bit of a spinal deficiency which makes him squatter and gives him a shortened tail. And despite his typical raccoon habits of nocturnal dumpster diving and thievery, the saga of Jimothy is warming the hearts of the internet faster than Pamela Anderson on dial up back in the day.

If a squished raccoon can’t do it for you, though, here’s some other options.

Quokka

Look at it…LOOK AT IT! It’s cute as hell with a perpetual smile…with a word of caution, though, it’s from Australia which means it’s going to be impossible to smuggle here (note: you’ll probably find a whole herd in Florida soon) or as most Outback animals go, it’s probably filled with a diarrhea inducing nerve chemical that will render you into a vegetative state with one bite. You still want one though…

If you want a more domestic option, here’s another idea:

Rabbit

If you ever desired to have a life lesson in what “effing like rabbits” really means, coupled with having your house smell like a horse farm on a hot summer day, get a rabbit. Like gremlins, they reproduce with a little water and will do it in insane numbers. Buy two, and you’ll have 20 in a month. And that’s not the best part…the real horror begins when you discover that rabbits don’t really make for great parents. They’ll stomp out their undesired litters with such disregard that you’ll almost forget that they have teeth that are twelve feet long, they chew through electrical cord like you chew through a twizzler, and they will leave holes in everything with one bite, including car fenders. And if you try to pick one up and stop it from doing anything, it’ll make a sound so piercing and violent that only Hannibal Lecter would smile.

Tend the rabbits, my ass. Squish them with extreme prejudice, Lenny.

No, maybe something fuzzier and cuter is more your speed…how about…

Panda

Have you ever wanted an animal that weighs as much as your deadbeat in-law and behaves with similar drunken behavior? As they live in your spare room? Then the Panda is for you. Once an endangered species, probably by their own battles with gravity, the panda is the least threatening of the bear family. Honestly I’m not even sure that bears count them as part of the family. Menacing? No. Agile alpha predators? No, they eat bamboo and let the sugars ferment until they’re drunker than a poet on payday. If it’s an alpha predator you desire, here’s another option…

Bison

It’s not a Buffalo, you uneducated buffoon. Buffalo are found in Asia or somewhere overseas…we have real deal bison. And if you play your cards right, they’ll play with you and toss you in the air like a ragdoll. That ten foot trip through the heavens will take your mind off Mike Bobo for a while as you strategically try to position your head away from the rapidly approaching ground and try to get to your feet to get away from the sweet animal. And if the short flight in the air isn’t exciting enough, the Lifeflight to Grady will make you forget anything and everything about bubble screens and draw plays…maybe forever.

So what’s your go-to therapy animal?

Mike Bobo Cares Not About Your Opinion

Apparently Kirby had a harsh retort when questioned about Mike Bobo:

I certainly agree that coaches need to have a thick skin when it comes to the “noise’ from fans and media.

“I do think football intuition is one of my strengths, and knowing that, I know we got the right offensive coordinator,” Smart said. “What you guys want to write and talk about is completely up to you. I look at the production he’s had, the success he had, the team success where he doesn’t worry about (stats). He worries about winning football games. The way he coaches our players day-to-day is unmatched in this country.”

Question, though: if and when Andrew commits to UGA, will Bobo still be the OC/QB coach?

Not the Junkyard Dawgs

This made me laugh.

Honestly, my first thought after the 3rd goal was that this was the soccer version of the Prayer at Jordan-Hare. Combine this with the offense of Schitty for much of 2015, and that’s what last night felt like.

Wake me up the next time the World Cup is in the US. Until then, I may go to a UGA alumni night at ATL UTD. Give me at least 5 other sports to watch before I’ll watch soccer.

About the Wide Receiving Room

To be honest, I didn’t see this coming.

Here’s the list:

  • Arian Smith (4th Round), Dominic Lovett (7th) – 2025
  • Ladd McConkey (2nd) – 2024
  • George Pickens (2nd) – 2022
  • Mecole Hardman (2nd), Riley Ridley (4th),Terry Godwin (7th) – 2019
  • Javon Wims (7th) – 2018
  • Isaiah McKenzie (5th) – 2017 (note: He was Georgia’s ONLY draft pick in 2017)
  • Malcolm Mitchell (4th) – 2016
  • Chris Conley (3rd) – 2015
  • Tavarres King (5th) – 2013
  • AJ Greene (1st), Kris Durham (4th) – 2011

If you attribute Mitchell and McKenzie to Richt, then Kirby’s receiver room makes up half the list, though I’d argue McKenzie didn’t come into his own until Smart took over. If you add in the tight ends, it’s almost an embarrassment of riches:

  • Brock Bowers (1st) – 2024
  • Darnell Washington (3rd) – 2023
  • John FitzPatrick (6th) – 2022
  • Tre’ McKitty (3rd) – 2021
  • Charlie Woerner (6th) – 2020
  • Isaac Nauta (7th) – 2019
  • Arthur Lynch (4th) – 2014
  • Orson Charles (4th) – 2012

By my count, that makes 16 pass catchers drafted since Kirby arrived in Athens in ten years. Richt drafted 13 from 2002-2016.

Tell me again why a receiver should avoid Athens, Georgia, as a future college destination?

Havoc and Explosiveness

Talk about something we didn’t see last year in Athens. Not to complain too too much, but it seemed like the defense didn’t generate near enough pressure and the big gains on offense were minimal, if ever. Seems like it’s become a point of emphasis this year in the offseason.

Now, last year it was the establish the run and stop the run, which the team did well. A CFP berth and an SEC Championship is nothing to be ashamed of, after all. But there were more downfield throws on Saturday, which gives a little credence that Mike isn’t just preaching but the team is working on it, too.

On the other side of the ball, there was plenty of backfield disruption (yes, I know, it was a spring game and the defense knew there would be passing aplenty), and it looks like the last two recruiting cycles have been building to improving this. And to think, the Auburn transfer to help address this wasn’t even in action.

Now, if we can maintain the prior year’s focus on the run game and insert more havoc and explosiveness, then I think we’re nearing closer to getting back to Championship form.

Now for the biggest test of this team for the 2026 season: surviving the offseason injury season and the the off-field antics.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, as they say.

Putting a Dent in the QBR Buzz for Saturday

If you’re expecting to see a lot of Gunner’s growth since the 2025 season, you’re going to likely have to wait until the 2026 season.

From Rowe:

I could be wrong, but I don’t think we’ll see him play a ton. He entered spring drills with a minor knee injury, but Stockton was back at full speed in week two. Still, Georgia has dialed back his reps in each of the scrimmages based on the intel we’ve gathered.

Stockton has the trust of the coaching staff. Smart and company are confident that they know what they have in the fifth-year senior. While his first season as a starter was up-and-down, another spring game probably isn’t going to do a ton for him. But when you look at those aforementioned reserve quarterbacks, playing in front of tens of thousands of fans against a talented Georgia defense is as close as they’ll get to real game action.

Could Stockton go out there and play several series? Absolutely. I just don’t expect Georgia to use him that way this time around.

Ryan Montgomery has generated the most buzz coming out of the spring camps, but it could be because we haven’t seen much of him since he’s recovering from a high school knee injury. Puglisi will get plenty of reps as he’s anticipated to the QB2. We’ll also see Bryson Beaver, the newest Georgia QB commit, Hezekiah Millender, and fan legend Colter Ginn.

Also:

Seriously, I wasn’t even aware that Bobo’s kid was on the roster, aside from the one we all know plays center.

Steve Smith Just Really Doesn’t Like Georgia

Geez. If there ever was locker room material for Gunner Stockton, this has got to be it.

Doo-doo. Now that’s some journalistic integrity that’s worth of the Gainesville newspress if I ever saw it.

Is Smith’s assessment of Stockton accurate? Do we have a QB1 problem in Athens, on this the week of the G-Day game?

Dammit, Bobo

I’ve heard this story before, but mainly heard about the treatment Dwyer received at Tech versus Georgia from the player hosts…but this is the first time I heard that Kirby had been his initial recruiter when he was a RB coach at Georgia, but when he left, the new recruiter for Dwyer…was Mike Bobo.

Makes me wonder how much Bobo is actually involved in recruiting at UGA, ya know? I really, really hope that Hartley is being coached up to become an OC, that way Kirby could have the complete package.

That’s just assuming, and you know what happens when you assume things, though.

Thursday Thought Provoker: Armchair OCs

Let me whet your appetite with this.

If it’s wrong, I don’t want to be right. Let me say that Heupel deserves every level of disrespect he receives, ditto Lincoln Riley and Ryan Day. I kind of agree with Swinney, I have to admire a man and his principles. Never mind what those principles might’ve been pre-NIL, when the dealing was under the table and not over, but I digress.

The rest of them, meh. Of course, there’s our beloved Bobo.

The questions for today would be this:

  1. If not Bobo as our OC, then who?
  2. If you could sit down with Bobo and have a conversation with him about one thing he needs to change with his offensive philosophy, what would it be and why?

Discuss, and behave, you scamps.