Tin foil hatted geniuses in East Alabama trailer parks

Posted on by

40 yards of 2nd half total offense had nothing to do with it.

These people walk among us.

To MTVTiger72, you definitely are weird.

This entry was posted in Auburn’s Cast of Thousands, Message Boards Are for Geniuses and tagged by eethomaswfnc. Bookmark the permalink.

About eethomaswfnc

I've been a Dawg my entire life. UGA was always my dream school where I received 2 Terry College degrees and met my DGD wife. I've been a season ticket holder for over 30 years and love the in-stadium experience over anything from Section HD. My first game in Sanford Stadium was the 1981 Auburn game where we clinched the SEC championship. The best game I've attended in person was the Midnight Miss against Ohio State (nite, nite!). The best home games I've attended were the 1984 Clemson game (the Butler did it) and the 2013 LSU game (that 4th down is still the loudest single moment I've experienced between the hedges). The game I love to win is against the Handbags (FTMF), and the game I hate to lose is the NATS (Tuck Fech).

47 thoughts on “Tin foil hatted geniuses in East Alabama trailer parks”

  3. AU acts like have never been on the receiving end of beneficial calls or strange plays. They can be playing from behind with 1 second left on the clock and lightening will strike a goal post (with no rain for miles around) and somehow get a touchdown out of that or some such other bizarre circumstance. I mean, give me a break. Have they forgotten about “The Prayer” and “Kick 6”?

  4. Holy shit, when did “the loveliest little cesspool on the plains” start recognizing rules, then complaining about rules they agreed to abide by and then break any and all rules necessary (moral or other wise), complaining about officiating is borderline golden if not for that tigle brown stain in your toilet….#AUBURN SUCKS!!

    • Mud , the barn sold there soul looonngg before 2010. The devil spat it back out of Hell and auburn double downed and sold it 500 more times since. Carpetbaggers and Medicine men can’t get a plug nichel for that thing anymore. FTMF with a telephone pole.

      • Yeah, I notice they now claim the 1957 title, even though they were on probation for paying players.

        • I say claim them all! Us included…why not? Isn’t that what college football was prior to the playoffs? Split national championships don’t bother me since it’s a thing of the past (unless you’re UCF and self-proclaim yourselves “National Champions”). Besides Auburn, Bama does it too. Bring ’em on (1920, 1927, 1946, 1968). I have no problem claiming 8 National Championships since there were so many avenues in those early years that awarded them.

  6. Amongst all the various taeks, that is … certainly one of them… In fairness, the poaster did have just enough self awareness to acknowledge his theory was “wild”, so he’s got that going for him!

  7. I’m 64 and smoked too much pot as an adolescent. I have a limited number of functioning brain cells, so I stopped reading that shit after about 6 words. Gotta love Lee county.

  9. HE SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS SO WE WOULD KNOW HE WAS REALLY UPSET AND NOT JUST STUPID.

  11. I just saw something the other day about an author who wrote a 400 page book that was made up of only one sentence. I didn’t know that he lived in Auburn.

  12. that was some next level, run-on sentence structure and manifesto

  17. Auburn is well and truly broken after the OU and UGA game. If they lose a close game to Bama with even a hint of officiating drama, it will be the perfect three-act play. And it’s the SEC, so you know there’s going to be some officiating drama.

    • Art, this begs for a “you hate to see it but…”. I cannot go there, I would pay to see it happen and love every F’in minutes of it. No one deserves it more that those trashass, delusional, inbred barners. Please, please sweet baby Jesus or G. Sankey, make this come true. Go Mizzou beat the brakes off the short bus tigers/war chickens/plainass cesspool dwellers.

  19. That message by mtvtiger guy and all the other crying from the awbarn plains tiger eagles would be better suited placed in the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem.
    Btw I’m not anonymous I’m just hopeless with technology.

  20. If they lost every game the rest of the season by one score on controversial calls. It couldn’t happen to a more deserving fanbase.

Comments are closed.