Lord, it was blowhard day in Tampa, Florida.
First, from Pete Golding and how he kept Chambliss in Oxford:
Sure, Pete. It had nothing to do with lawyers, either, did it?
Meanwhile, new Handbags Coach John Sumrall was about to go all WWF on the media when a phone went off during his tirade.
No, he won’t back down from proper electronics usage. Maybe focus on avoiding this, instead:

Don’t lose to the ACC. Make that an imperative and maybe the rest of the conference can take you seriously.
Wishing him the worst of luck in the year ahead.
Tone it down, bro. It’s Tampa.
From shoe throwing to hogtown podium tossing, only at FU, can you advance an hc’s$ buyout check…#FTMF!!
Buyout Check U…I like it but don’t know if that’s FU or AU.
the more pete golding speaks the more I side with the lane train. i hope lsu walks in and whips the rebsharkbears
summerofallandnone sounds like the younger brother hanging out with all his bigger bros friends trying to act all tough like brent keykey-crier.
Not impressed with the new guys. I bunch of big mouth try-hards who haven’t done a thing. I guess that is what you get when you are on the hot seat from day 1 like they are in the broken modern game.
The new Florida coach is going even easier to hate than the last one.