People, this is a real thing. When folks ask me about a bizarre happening in my life, I ask them, “could I make this shit up”? In this case, I can’t:
Yayyyy. We earned a participation prize.
That toilet paper usually is smeared with feces, so it’s only fitting that they adorn their campus with it whenever they accomplish the most middling or made up things.

And here I was thinking only Mr. Rodgers has a land of make believe in their house.
Shocker.
Hey, it’s better than we chickened out of playing in a bowl game because we were entitled to a playoff selection over at least one team that beat us in the regular season.
Always look at the bright side.
I hate Auburn, but those in glass houses probably shouldn’t throw stones. That team that got run off the floor by St. Louis probably wouldn’t be able to make the NIT final four, and we haven’t sniffed the real one since I was a baby…and I’m a middle-aged man.
At some point no content is better than that poverty program’s sadness.
They are delusional at best. With all this the barners have removed ALL doubt about their intelligence and are just plain POS!! Sometimes less IS more!
“And here I was thinking only Mr. Rodgers has a land of make believe in their house.” – chef’s kiss worthy line right there.