Shot:
Auburn fans deserve better than this.
— SEC Mike (@MichaelWBratton) October 13, 2025
"It sucks for the fans, they actually have a good football team.
"This defense may be one of the best in the country.
"You factor in the bad breaks and the shitty officiating, it does suck."
Full show: https://t.co/wja8X5uDtz pic.twitter.com/YuHCac9VdK
Chaser:
Auburn HC Bryan Harsin is being rumored to be having an affair with his assistant Clesi Crochet.
— DNASportsTalk (@DNASportsTalk) February 4, 2022
Even if this is just a rumor this won't go over well on The Plains. #WarEagle pic.twitter.com/CXFaRn9cc9
Double chaser:

Actually, no.
They’re getting exactly what they deserve.
Textbook little brother syndrome
There is not enough bad that could happen to East Alabama Reform School for fate to dish out what they deserve.
I can’t stop smiling.
The hole is never deep enough for portions of that fan base to fall into.