Shot:

Ed Orgeron is returning to LSU and will serve as the special assistant to recruiting and defense for the Tigers pic.twitter.com/dfmnEeWpsW

— LSU Football (@LSUfootball) May 21, 2026

Chaser:

Imagine being this "high-ranking LSU official" today:

"Yeah, we know Coach O tried to bang your pregnant wife last time but it's good PR for Lane. Don't worry, we'll get you a cuck chair…" pic.twitter.com/gQ9Farzu9M

— College Sports Only (@CSOonX) May 21, 2026

Between Kiffin’s allegations and Orgeron’s history, I hope that they are investing some of those NIL funds into a healthy Title IX department in Baton Rouge.

I’m guessing the best thing to watch this season at LSU won’t be the product on the field, but the off-field nonsense these two can drum up together. Since Lane is putting together the Title IX version of Saban’s Alabama, a repository for the Land of Lost Toys, let’s up the ante:

But, sure, keep those driving reports coming out of Athens. Nothing to see here, mon ami.

But what about the basketball program…there’s hope there, right? RIGHT? Cough.

One Top 20 head coach to @TheFieldOf68 on LSU's Will Wade:

“You’re being an idiot asshole for the sake of being an idiot asshole. What you’re doing is fucking it up for everyone else."

— Jeff Goodman (@GoodmanHoops) May 19, 2026

Wade is building a program made of international pros and grown men, where the team’s average age is older than the San Antonio Spurs. Does he worry about NCAA intervention?

Neaux, he doesn’t.