Gasp! We’ve arrived, scamps!
And in the comments of said post:
Let’s hear it from y’all today…why does Auburn suck?
Monday Morning Musings: I Like Driving In My Truck
GTP Refugees
Let all the Bulldog faithful rally behind the men who now wear the red and black with two words, two simple words which express the sentiments of the entire Bulldog Nation: Auburn Sucks.
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I ain’t got all day so let me just say:
#FTMF
1. Orange
2. Can’t decide on mascot
3. I wasn’t there but they turned the hoses on our fans
Many more reasons than I can type right now
How many gigs will this thing hold?
Cam Newton telling a national tv audience during the opening of his Heisman speech that his parents do things behind the scenes that no one knows about.
Booing an injured Georgia player as Gary Danielson calls the Auburn crowd “sophisticated.”
Shut up, Gary!
Flying Administration officials on a booster’s jet to Louisville to offer their HC job to Petrino behind Tuberville’s back during bama week.
Claiming natties while the entire world knows they cheated to get them: 1957 and 2010.
An Auburn player (who played 4 years) asked a judge to reduce his child support and alimony payments because he is illiterate.
An AD official threatening an entire girls softball team with prison if they didn’t delete all text messages when it came to light that the HC’s son (his assistant) was banging multiple players on the team.
“Keep it down home cuz.”
Never having suspended a single football player in history for failing to achieve academically. Ever.
Including Junior Rosegreen’s cheap shot on Reggie Brown on highlight reels played in the stadium during the game.
Playing, and singing along to, Bon Jovi during the game.
I sometimes do that in my head, but never out loud.
LOL!
Never Bon Jovi, but that “Ironic” song has been stuck in my head since JP posted it a few days ago. Ugh.
Thanks JP!
$cam Newton
Nick Fairly
Hugh Sleeze
Bruce Pearl
Tommy Tubberville
The hoses
Turning their hoses on us on a cold night in November just because we beat their asses.
The sanctimony.
The simpler question is how do they not suck
Thanks to Harvey Updyke I felt sorry for them for nearly 30 seconds.
That bastard! I’ll never get that 30 seconds back!!
Auburn is a trash program. More than that, it’s a trash school with dead-end post-grad opportunities and support, with an alumni base full of people that aren’t worth socializing or working with.
Amidst all the other change across CFB, Why does any UGA fan want to preserve DSOR? Let’s ensure we keep up the friendly rivalries with Carolina and Tennessee, heck even Kentucky (in addition to Florida and GA Tech obviously) before we for some odd reason continue to keep caring about these low-educated second-rate nobodies.
There are few topics on this page that gets 100% agreement. AUBURN SUX is at the very top of that list.
They celebrate with toilet paper symbolizing the ass-wipes who cheer, play, coach and run their shitcan program. And they steal our music.
I live in Newnan Georgia, the MFers are everywhere. Why I hate them – in 1985 I was walking out of a Georgia awburn game that decided which team went to the sugar bowl. awburn won and one of the MFers poured a bag of sugar out of the old end zone bleachers on me as I was leaving. FTMFers.
Because only at the Greater Opelika Community College would anyone pronounce it “Jerdan.”
The fact that their “tradition” is scatological.
The entire toilet paper thing comes from the year an Auburn player said something to the effect of “beating the number 2 out of #2” Alabama. And Auburn lucked up, again, and beat them on two blocked punt returns.
Its just all about shit.
Doesn’t get more Auburn than that.
First visit to that sh*thole in mid 80’s, the gave a gold Rolex to the retiring head official BEFORE the game and made a pregame spectacle of it.
Buster Brown, nic , cheat shot artist, fairly, their complete lack of self awareness, sanctimonious asshatery, crawled from the cesspool, POS.
Nick Fairley changed the very core of that game. FTMF and they momma.
I like driving in my truck.
This. I live 50 miles away from Barn and haven’t been back since 2010. I can’t stand that place or the vibe of their fans on gameday. Ironically, I have missed a bunch of ass kicking since then, but also avoided the travesty of 2013.
Growing up in Harris and Troup counties, wareagle was very prevalent. So much so that I grew to love The Red Clay Hounds deeply. I’ll be in Gulf Shores Saturday night. Dawg flag flying from the balcony so all the inbreds can see it.
Fuck Auburn!
“The Red Clay Hounds”
Sounds like someone grew up listening to Leanord’s Losers
I did. I did.
Get me outa here Percy
I haven’t thought about Leonard’s Losers in ages. Man, that brings back memories.
It ain’t called the east alabama reform school for wayward chill’ren at auburn for nuff’n!!
phuq them and the mule they rode in on!!
Can’t put my finger on it, but there’s just something not quite right about people from Alabama.
Don’t put your finger on it and damn sure don’t put your finger in it cause it ain’t nothing but a pile of scat.
My wife got her masters at Auburn, and even she doesn’t like them. She had the misfortune of graduating at the same ceremony as Eric Ramsey in December ’92. It was an awesome display of low-class on both sides of the issue, to say the least.
If after over 100 years of accumulated dumbassery you still don’t know. That means you’re beyond help or worse an Auburn fan. Cause any CFB fan in the south knows Auburn football sucks.
So many reasons… But how about these for starters: (1) not getting the well deserved CFB death penalty despite massive, well documented and consistent cheating; (2) cheating so much that they ran the risk of getting the death penalty, thereby creating the possibility that we might miss chances to kick their sorry asses. That’s right–I hate them because we have to play them, and I hate them because they created the risk that we might not get to keep playing them. Just like (3) I hate them for having lousy, nasty, rude fans, and (4) also hate them for having really decent fans who are clearly being deluded and taken advantage of.
Whut tigle fan doesn’t realize, the cesspool normal at low tide, isn’t the real world normal…going out to the barn, checking out the stock on the lower 40 for friday night, date night, who is chewing their oats all the way, who is grazing by the oak trees, who’s 2nd cuzin’ is that over there next to the family portrait with no branches, saying #AUBURN SUCKS!! is a point of pride for these junior wanna be ass wipes, as hatchlings, crawling out from under that rock, mama said, “we don’t suck at one particular thing, we just suck” isn’t a bad thing, hanging with some buddies, soaking their feet in last weeks piss bucket, singing yella wood songs, back stroking in the cesspool at high tide is a way, only they know….it is the #AUBURN SUCKS!! way….which “SUCKS!!”
The Nick Fairley cheap shot extravaganza is my number one reason for hating them. The next best reason is the way the SEC front office has accommodated Auburn over the years. Making us play at Jordan-Hare in back-to-back seasons, then moving our game so they don’t have to play us and Bama both at the end of the season.
I get livid when someone says, “Auburn and Georgia are so much alike”. The only thing Auburn students and Georgia students have in common is that they all applied to Georgia. I enjoy trying to start the chant “Backup school” at our games with them. Without our rejects their standing would be half as high.