Message Board Geniuses: Kirby’s Officially Lost Control

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Let’s rehash a familiar refrain, shall we?

But, hey, at least we’re not the trashiest program in the SEC!

3 thoughts on “Message Board Geniuses: Kirby’s Officially Lost Control”

  1. Kirby’s lost control. So? Kirby has 105 scholarship athletes (0.003 % of students) and gets aired out when they make mistakes. Let’s roll call the behaviour of the 20,000 Hope Scholarship Students. Why ain’t every professor responsible for the behavior of their students or themselves? We’re looking at you, Warnell School scholar Doug Peterson. Is this a Kirby Smart thing, or a Jere Morehead thing? Last time I checked Kirby Smart didn’t hire a dude with a counterfeit green card whose brother was a peeping tom unlike the BeanCounter in chief, Morehead. Let’s take a look at the driving records and DUIs of University Police Officers.

    Okay, enough about the lose arse whataboutism. OBVIOUSLY we don’t want ANY driving offenses with the football team and DOUBLE OBVIOUSLY we don’t tragedies like January ’23. Scapegoating never solves anything. Heyell, maybe all these tickets are nipping things in the bud.

    As far as other fan bases? “Don’t say bleep to their undisciplined arses, just point to the scoreboard and laugh.” Losers look up, winners look at the front site. I don’t give a rip roarin’ rats rear end about speeding tickets. I live in Athens and worry about drivers haulin arse to the Oconee County Line, white knucklin’ the steering wheel because Athens is sooo scary. Or, the four door Wrangler with the Georgia Equestrian decal and the “silly boys Jeeps are for girls” decal and the “#Farmer’sDaughter” decal that banged my ride in the parking deck (true story).

    Suckers and fools (we call them Jive Turkeys in GringoManor) like celebrating how fast our players drive? Good! Just wait til they see how fast the Dawgs run and blow fools up! Starting (all together, now) with whippin’ Tennessee State’s arse and then fifteen more!
    #GoDawgs

    p.s. Pretty, please with sUGAr on top drive safely without those dayum phones in your hand – I don’t want spill my drink when I’m too tobent to walk and gotta drive home.

  2. The football team has roughly the same number of athletes as a company of the 82d Airborne. Kirby does not have a cadre of asshole NCOs to maintain chokecon on a much younger age structure organization with MUCH more money and MUCH lower consequences for crank stomping. Since his track record for moving violations is better than most 82d company commanders…I’d say we’re doing alright. Aaaaand don’t get me started on the hypocritical pearl clutching of these self-righteous assholes rolling +25mph over the limit along the highways and byways of Georgia in their Suburbans…

    • *rolling at the limit in the left lane side-by-side with traffic moving the same speed along the highways and byways of Georgia in their Subarus…..

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