Here’s a quick reminder: drinking and calling people never equates to anything good.

As far as theories go, it’s as good as any to help explain why the guy everyone had as a Heisman lock last week only gained 13 yards…in the entire game. I don’t think it has anything to do with the caller’s theory, because as far as that goes, there’s plenty of them running around on the team wearing helmets. And one who is their head coach who likes to say a lot of tough guy things until they get their ass handed to them, then it’s all about “we’ve got problems”.

It’s a long season. Instead of Bloody Tuesday, maybe Sumrall should take the team out to Ruby Tuesdays to relax, have some fun, and meet some womerns.

You might have to drive up to the Ruby Tuesdays in Savannah, though.