Pine Box Politics: Your 3/26/2026 Reminder that Auburn Still, Factually, Sucks

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To be fair, Tuberville did sit out a year after Auburn before taking the Texas Tech job in 2010, but didn’t sit out when he abruptly left there to go to Cincinnati in 2012. While Pearl has aspirations as a politician and Tuberville currently is one, I’m not sure that former Auburn coaches really need to be weighing in on NIL, the Portal, or probably even politics.

As always, Auburn sucks.

11 thoughts on “Pine Box Politics: Your 3/26/2026 Reminder that Auburn Still, Factually, Sucks

  1. He didn’t sit out a year when he abruptly left Ole Miss to go to Auburn, either. Lied about staying right[ up to the moment he got on the plane leaving Oxford, didn’t he?

    FTMF.

  2. I believe that he was entertaining a recruit at a restaurant in Lubbock when Cincinnati called. He got up from the table to take the call, accepted the job and left the restaurant, with the recruit at the still at the table and waiting for him to come back. Or so it was told.

  3. This is so awesome. It’s like Karma is just following them around, waiting for them to bend over and pick up a penny or tie a shoe so it can cornhole them yet again.
    Just awesome.
    #FTMF

  4. Bruce Pearl is in an ambassador role at Auburn? Ambassador of what? Cheating and being an asshole?

  5. We can’t have the children running about Willie-Nillie, but the coaches? Sure…they can and will come and go as they please. #LaneKiffen

    Restrict what the adults are doing and you won’t have a problem with the kids.

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