Welcome Back

The Dawgs are gearing up for fall camp…just a reminder it’s not much longer, lads.

Loving the Dwight Shrute shirt on Thorson. It’s a lovely and warm welcome back, but I’m sure it’s business as usual once the pads are out on the shoulders. I wonder what’s happening elsewhere around the league?

Lane Kiffin is saying his boys look more like Georgia and Alabama…during warm-ups?

Did I hear that right? What about during the actual playing of the game, Lane?

Speaking of the Let All Naysayers Know:

And the Reigning National Champions in the Land of Make-Believe put down the quill whilst writing their next coffee table book of runner-up glory for a brief moment to have a practice.

Those helmet caps may be the solve for lessening potential CTEs, but I don’t think they’re necessary when you’ve already inhaled enough gasoline to power a Corvette, you slack-jawed yokels. Look, Dolly! We’re running real fast and knocking down balls! We run our practice drills to the tune of Dueling Banjos while Coach squeals like a pig!

God I hate Tennessee.

9 thoughts on “Welcome Back

  1. Are we really supposed to believe that he got a half dozen or so high rated guys from the portal and now they look like GA and Bama? He must be selling that to whoever funds their NIL.

  2. It’s an exciting year for Tennessee. This is the season they may finally get above .500 in the SEC for this century.

  3. Nothing fills me with as much rage as the hillbillies. I love to hate them and hate to lose to them.

  4. Welcome back GTP. Really miss the Senator. I loved his sarcastic wit. armydawg is back.

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