The “Vols by fiddy” crowd is trying to tell themselves they are going to plant the flag in the Shoe.
The last two times they convinced themselves they were going to show Georgia up in Athens, they ended up leaving Sanford with their rat-tails between their legs blaming the rain and the officiating.
FWIW, here’s what I hope happens in Columbus:
What is it about Tennessee fans writing checks with their mouths that their team can’t cash?
Discuss in the comments, Refugees.
How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in East Tennessee? Because, if it had been invented anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush, What do UT fans call their tooth? Old Yellar. I am here all week, be sure to tip you waiter.
It seems that the moonshine jug is always half full up on Rocky Top. Most Dawg fans seem the opposite, myself included. We have been out of the wilderness for a couple of decades now, but our inner Munson remains.
If you get divorced in Tennessee, are you still brother and sister?
How are Vol children taught to put on their underwear?
Yellow in front and brown in back.
We shouldn’t make fun of those less fortunate than ourselves, but God love a duck, they make it so easy. Oh, and BTW, try the veal.
How to get a ut grad off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
The first thing a tennessee grad says after graduation?
Welcome to McDonalds may I take your order.
What a UT grad does with their diploma?
Hangs on the reirview morror so they can park their 89 Monte Carlo in the handicap slot.
What a UT virgin says when she has sex the first time?
Slow down daddy, you’re crushing my cigarettes and I won’t have any left for school.
That said, I think the probably win in Columbus. Should that happen, they will talk about it for a decade.
I’m in north Georgia and that geography makes me hate tennessee a fair bit more than most.
UT grad told his family his fiancé was a virgin. They were vehemently opposed to the marriage because if she ain’t good enough for her own family then she ain’t good enough for ours.
After all, incest is a game the whole family can play.
How can you tell when a UT grad has moved into your neighborhood?
Your garbage can is turned over and your dog is pregnant.
I was speaking to a UT grad the other day and he got all irate when I asked if he’d ever slept with his sister.
“Gawd dammit NO!!”, he cried, “Mine is a God fearing family and there’ll be no sleeping with sisters. At least not until we is married.”
Please EE. We don’t need an asteroid. A medium size meteor will do nicely.
Ok – point delivered – there wasn’t good video of a meteor. 🙂
The meteor to get both, followed by an earthquake to be sure and a flood to wash away the stink.
I’m pulling for the meteor, but I think an OSU will be playing so tight at home that if anything goes wrong for them, the Vowels could pull the upset. I sort of hope so, so that Lanning can whip that ass. He probably misses kicking 10RC each year now that he’s moved to the NW.