Okay, this is goofy as hell, but it gave me a chuckle.
Limping in, hopefully not limping out. Regardless, let’s limp out with a win, shall we?
GTP Refugees
Let all the Bulldog faithful rally behind the men who now wear the red and black with two words, two simple words which express the sentiments of the entire Bulldog Nation: Auburn Sucks.
They don’t have Metchie and Williams! No fair!
I woke up and had to check my anger at the DraftKings for not lettin’ me throw my monies away on Taylor as an Anytime Scorer! If they flea flick it to him on the first drive, my friends have already said they’re blocking my texts the rest of the game. I don’t blame them. Today is gonna be a Kirby feel good special, y’all. The Obstacle is the way! We so busted up, we don’t even know who the stars are gonna be when they step up. It’s the post season – ain’t no Freshmen, just dudes that have been coached up & ready to step up! Respect your enemy, then put them in the site picture and engage with conviction. I might have the AI create a Calvin pissin’ on Harvey Updyke’s grave image! Let’s Bad Word Go!!!
Time to get to the gym and create a calorie deficit for lots of brown likker to fill!
#GoDawgs
This is to close to the truth