That’s One Way to Enter the Portal

Damage control, thy name is Lagway.

Given that the schedule isn’t getting any easier, looks like Lagway is making a business decision to spare his body and try again at the next landing spot. Probably will be Auburn, if I’m being honest, here, or maybe South Carolina after Sellers moves on.

Looks like the Gators will turn to another freshman, Tramell Jones, who saw some action against Long Island University, but here’s what Napier said about him after the LIU game.

“Tramell Jones is buzz-worthy,” Napier said. “I think he has gotten more reps with the first and second units. I think we’re diving those reps up and among those three players. Initially, he wasn’t taking any, and then obviously, we’ve increased the reps as he has done more and proven that he’s capable.

How capable will he be against some of the better defenses in the SEC? Who will be the quarterback the Dawgs will face in the WLOCP?

Shit.

Everything is just peachy in Gainesville. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving pack of jackasses.

15 thoughts on “That’s One Way to Enter the Portal

  1. We hates the backup QBs, precious. We hates them!

    Those dudes are our friggin’ kryptonite. At least we’re not getting him in his first start. Does anyone have access to our record when facing a 2nd stringer? Am I just imagining they always seem to look like Heisman candidates against us?

  2. Hmmm…Lagway is a terrible QB.
    I wonder if that’s why he was put in a boot..so they could say he was being replaced because of an injury to salve his ego.

  3. I seriously doubt if South Carolina would take Lagway…
    and Freeze has to be weary of sub-par QB’s at the Barn.

  4. I’m only forty seven but I never thought I would live to see Florida become such a damn laughing stock. Thankful.

    • I’m 66. I can remember plenty of times when Florida was the laughing stock. They went 0-11 back in 1979 before Charlie Pell started cheating to make them halfway relevant. Dooley owned them.

      Basically, they’ve reverted to their norm after ~15 years of excellence.

      • 74 here, and I have even more memories. Dad was a gator grad and we spent many Saturday afternoons in his shop listening to the gator games on the radio while Ray Graves was the coach. I sure learned a lot of cuss words those days. Makes the work Spurdog did quite remarkable, because even though he was an asshole I don’t think he cheated, at least not like Pell. Definitely reversion to the mean in Hogtown.

        • Sir, I just want you to know I have always admired & agreed with your steadfast & unyielding appreciation for Dylan Dryer’s booty, particularly at age 74. Lawd, that gal got back!!

          Go Dawgs my friend! Beat Bama!!!

    • One of my first road games was the 1968 Cocktail Party. Mike Cavan threw the ball all over the Gators in a rainstorm. 51-0. Vince always seemed to have something special for them.

  5. If he gets his NIL lawsuit in order, Kirby will probably let him rehab for a season in the Classic City…

  6. Of course you never know, but he looked totally disinterested in the game against Miami the other day. The transfer portal adds a whole new meaning to the old saying, “When the going gets tough, the tough get GOING…”

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