Ole Missed

So this is a uniform reveal and all, but what the hell else is going on here?

Are the tubs something to do with Tuberville? What’s with the shovel? The watch? Or has Joey Freshwater spent too much time in the hot yoga classes?

Take a shot…what’s the message implied here?

30 thoughts on “Ole Missed

  1. The first few notes from “All Quiet on the Western Front” then the urban music and worn out bathtub then starting to dig a hole while wearing a bling watch then quitting when he finds out the ground is hard is the most eclectic mishmash of themes since Cam Newton’ attire last Saturday night.
    The message, I guess is that the Black Bears start something but quickly lose focus and go on to something else.

    • Whats not to like about these ole miss rehab/soaking tubs at their finest outdoor facilities, the individual posing as a potential landscaper, shows it’s time to up his shovel handling game…nil for the win!!

  2. Games ain’t won on the tickety tock or by accessorizing jock straps with shoelaces (Hypocrite Spoiler Alert: I moved Heaven and Earth to get green gear to wear on the flight deck instead of my trash blue dungarees, and ALWAYS wore my steel toes instead of uniform of the day boots while on the Kittyhawk, lol). As the coach for Carolina Coast said: “Be a Dawg, not no meow.” Dawgs know what they gotta do. Let’s see some execution and fun out there!!!!!! As a fan I’m going to pretend it’s a noon kickoff and then realise I got 3 extra hours? To? Hydrate?
    #GoDawgs

  3. My first thought was that it was somehow him digging graves – like, they’re gonna throw the corpses of the opposing team (us) into the tubs and bury them??? I admit that’s a stretch by any imagination, but…

    • Yes, it is a stretch but it is the best explanation given in this thread.

      • Anybody who thinks they’re going to dig in the dirt in Mississippi with a flat nosed shovel is either a fool or has a nickname like John Henry.
        I love the things our media releases.
        That was just a mess.

  4. While watching, I was thinking that, (1) they’re wearing all white, (2) they’re digging graves, (3) they pay their players and (4) they need a bath.

    • Wait, upon further review, those brown stained bathing tubs are actually the foundation for the “loveliest little cesspool on the plains”, they belong to the barners, this video is bogus, a conspiracy I say…#AUBURN SUCKS!!

    • Best explanation I’ve seen is that it’s a reference to burying the memory of losing in Athens. Tubberville was the coach the last time they won in Athens.

  5. Thoughts from a plumber’s son: Where in the hell did they find all those seemingly identical old cast iron pedestal tubs? Where are the pedestals? What dumbass tries to dig with a square point shovel? Someone needs to tell that kid he’s gonna need a mattocks axe to cut up that grass and loosen that dirt before he starts digging with a round point shovel. He can use the square point shovel to grade and square up the hole or ditch.

    My guess is that the tubs all came from one place (like a barracks that has been updated) and whoever got them plans to rehab and sell them.

    What doe this mean? Who knows. Hopefully, it means that Ole Miss hasn’t been concentrating on Saturday!

      • Russ, I’m not sure about that. Several different stain and damage patterns. Also, many were stacked on their sides to the left. Looks like they are at a warehouse. I’m guessing someone near Oxford is reglazing them and selling them.

        Of course, I don’t know shit about AI! Could be wrong.

      • Someone on Twitter posted the actual location of this place, which isn’t far off from Oxford. Southern Tub Repair and Refinishing of Batesville, Mississippi.

    • This video makes no sense to me but as a plumber I can tell you those fucking things are heavy and almost always upstairs.

      • My father in law was a plumber and used to carry those damn things on his back up and down stairs even in his 70s. I have a ton of respect for those in the plumbing profession.

  6. No idea what the video means, but those uniforms look like the ones they wore two years ago when we beat their ass.

    • They were in the red and white version of this in 2023. This looks like the road white version of what they beat our asses in last year. Oregon of the SEC.

  7. Just got this from a friend by text:

    BREAKING NEWS: OLE MISS PLAYS BETWEEN THE HEDGES AT 3:30 SATURDAY. THE DAWGS WILL START PLAYING AT 4:30 OR 5:00.

    Hope its not true, but that is funny.

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