To help scrub our eyes of that monstrosity of a graphics tease provided by ESPN, let’s take a look at Zeus running 42 yards for a TD. Let’s also note the look of utter defeat on the Handbags sideline.
Note to SEC and ESPN: if you’re going to include Florida highlights in your media campaigns, you might want to dial it back about twenty years. Outside of that, any video clips should only include this:
FTMFs.
3 main schools in Floriduh:
Free Shoes U
Throw a shoe U…and
Used to be U
Fuck all those MF’S
This is where the disagreement begins, utter defeat is finding there is no free milk from a cow…that sideline look is classic hogtown, losing is who they be, their whole reason for being is based on woulda’, shoulda’, coulda’ been a contenda’…now, experiencing that look in person….PRICELESS!…#FTMF!!
To quote the great Austin Powers, “Who throws a shoe?”