Here’s your January reminder that Auburn sucks.
I’ve said it before, but it’s amazing how far Auburn has fallen ever since Malzahan’s comment about dog crap. While that was the 2017 season, 2018 was Stidham’s team, going 8-5 and beating a hapless Purdue team for the bowl win.
Karma’s a bitch…and possibly a Bulldawg.
Go Dawgs!
Breaking news
Auburn football still suxs.
#AUBURNSUCKS!!
Alabama didn’t win a bowl game in 2025. They got run out of Pasadena in their bowl game. Sorry, but a first round win doesn’t count.
Eh, they went to OU, spotted Chokelahoma 17 points and then proceeded to whip them. I’ll give them that.
They’ve been flushed in their last two bowl (neutral site playoff) games!
An even weirder/funnier list would be to go by “last bowl lost” because it is so inverted and nonsensical.
2016
Arkansas
2022
Florida
2023
Auburn
Kentucky
2024
South Carolina
2025
Texas A&M
Texas
Missouri
LSU
Tennessee
Vanderbilt
Oklahoma
2026
Ole Miss
Alabama
Georgia
Mississippi State
It has been a decade now since Arkansas felt the anguish and shame of losing a bowl game. Talk about a charmed existence!