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So Tennessee has benched their wunderkind quarterback Faizon Brandon (or is it Faton Bauta?) for a guy named George, they struggled against Auburn, lost to Texas, and they’re wondering who should win Saturday night (or Sunday afternoon?) as they prep for the SECCG.

You can’t spell Volunteer without overlent, which is giving away more money than one possesses. You don’t have house money, and you factually don’t have any dog in the fight at all.

Sit this one out, Vols. You’ll lose to Alabama, regardless.

And what I wouldn’t give to actually face Tennessee in a year where they were supposed to get a pass from the annual misery of losing to Georgia.