I guess they solved all of Ohio’s problems

I really thought this was fake news at first.

From On3:

How about don’t lose at home to Michigan?

AnOSU fans everywhere should be embarrassed by this proposal.

Next thing we know, the Ohio legislature is going to tell the Ohio state law enforcement apparatus to arrest Javon Bullard the next time he plays in Cleveland or Cincinnati.

Bunch of whiners.

Comment, Refugees.

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I've been a Dawg my entire life. UGA was always my dream school where I received 2 Terry College degrees and met my DGD wife. I've been a season ticket holder for over 30 years and love the in-stadium experience over anything from Section HD. My first game in Sanford Stadium was the 1981 Auburn game where we clinched the SEC championship. The best game I've attended in person was the Midnight Miss against Ohio State (nite, nite!). The best home games I've attended were the 1984 Clemson game (the Butler did it) and the 2013 LSU game (that 4th down is still the loudest single moment I've experienced between the hedges). The game I love to win is against the Handbags (FTMF), and the game I hate to lose is the NATS (Tuck Fech).

19 thoughts on “I guess they solved all of Ohio’s problems

  1. That sounds like a headline from The Onion or Babylon Bee but this day and time I guess you don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings. It’s a good thing dancing on the field wasn’t a felony except in the mind of Penn Wagers at the Gator Bowl in 2007.

  2. Any official, referee, by whatever name, who having the authority over a sporting event, finds an Ohio State Buckeye player/coach in violation of any rule, without due process of law and an opportunity to be heard, including the right to counsel, prior to imposition of any penalty, shall be summarily shot forthwith at the conclusion of said event.

    Proof that the home team won the game shall be a complete defense to any violation of this chapter, thus abrogating the need for any statute related to flag planting or any other actions designed to injure our ever so delicate sensibilities which have been aggravated by constantly falling short in the biggest games of the season each and every year since 2014.

    • Hell, if you’re gonna plant something, “drop a duece” at the center of that wonder ass wipes stadium…#CHARMINFORTHEWIN!!

  3. We have drones flying over our States, massive immigration, executives getting gunned down on city streets, massive homeliness, opioid crisis, not to mention the economy and this is what those fcking silly clowns are wasting our tax payers money doing. And that goes for the Ga. Rep as well. Just Damn!

  4. While I 100% agree that lawmakers need to get the actual business of governing right before they start showboating on crap like this, I have no problem with this proposal as long as it also states that if any athlete attending college in Ohio plants a flag elsewhere, or starts a fight elsewhere, they are also subject to felony charges.

    Man in the mirror, gentlemen.

    • I’m sure that never occurred to him, because planting a flag on another field would mean that they won in an upset. And in the minds of the arrogant, entitled tOSU Nation, such a thing could never happen because they are ALWAYS the favorite.

  5. Seriously, as a grown damn man your feelings were so hurt you want to try and ruin a young mans life over a flag? I bet his Momma had to hold him while he cried about it. Jesus Christ dude grow a pair and move on with your life.

  6. I hope they get a steady doe of Rocky Top in the near future.

    If only they were so quick to act on the abuse associated with their wrestling program.,,,,,

    • Not to cast a dark shadow over an otherwise light discussion of OSU’s unwarranted entitlement, the wrestling scandal is something that should have been top of everyone’s minds until all of the perpetrators, hangers on and enablers were brought to justice, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_State_University_abuse_scandal The evil rivals the gymnastic scandal, but for some reason, the people who were charged with looking out for the athletes are allowed to claim amnesia about the abuse. Shame on OSU.

        • It really is and the only thing keeping all of the guilty being held accountable is a U.S. congressman. I’ve read accounts more graphic than the Wikipedia and it’s really heartbreaking

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