Everyone’s Bigger on Texas

Doesn’t this sound familiar?

SEC Media Days are here, and the media darling is, of course, the Shorthorns. As a reminder, this was the sentiment last year around August…

Since the new Alabama isn’t anything like the old Alabama, I’d say that Texas and New Alabama are neck and neck in the underwhelming department.

And it also wasn’t too long ago…

Cough.

13 thoughts on “Everyone’s Bigger on Texas

  1. Will will make a difference.

    Arch started looking like a good college qb at the end of the year.

    Tough damn schedule.

    We’ll see. Wouldn’t shock me if they showed up in atl having punched a ticket. Wouldn’t shock me if they’re out of it at the end.

    Showing up and leaving ATL unscathed? That would shock me.

  2. Sooner or hopefully much later they’ll win the SEC. So far Sark has been underperforming during games. Getting coach Boom was the best thing he could have done. Having a tough physical defense will allow the offense to take more chances and get better.

  3. Agent Muschamp reactivated.

    Will give those bastids credit. Toughness was what they lacked and Coach Boom will help that department. They avoid the Dogs in the regular season so they have a good shot to make it back to Atlanta.

    Chance to crush their hearts again.

    • That’s what I was thinking. Eventually the odds will win out and they’ll be correct.

      I forgot they got Boom. That will definitely help them, but unless Boom puts a hit on Sark, Sark will still screw up their offense.

  4. I may have done some roger Clemens misremembering but I thought the Texas D is 2025 was top 5 in the SEC and nation last year?
    I am confident that the D was not their problem so what could it really be about Mr Sark.
    Coming from the leader of this program that says NIL and money is not how they recruit but that messaging is drowned out by the lambo engine revs in front of the football bldg.
    fuck em

  5. Will loved to talk about how much he liked being at Georgia and able to enjoy the work he did. As soon as his kids were gone, he bolted. The guy is loyal to no one but himself. I guess that’s fine in this day and age, but I would rename Uga from Boom if I had influence on it.

    I don’t think I have ever used the term DGD to describe him. I will never … even if Kirby lured him back after Schumann gets a head coaching job.

  6. My perception of that program as ever, is they’re soft. Finesse offense. Can’t play smash-mouth in crunch time. Muschamp has a lot of talent (on paper) to work with on defensive side. But will adding him in change overall team culture? I have serious doubts.

  7. The literal definition of “All Hat No Cattle” a liberal arts school with a steer as their mascot. In words of Eric Cartman “Gay cowboys eating pudding”.

  8. Every Spring the toilets explode and “Texas is back!”, every October the horns are a two loss or worse team and the stadium is half empty.

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