A Cold Day in Hell

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I’m beginning to wonder if the stars all aligned the wrong way or something. Let me see if I get this straight:

  • Ohio State beats Notre Dame for a national championship
  • Buckeye fans are crowing they have the best team in history after losing twice in the regular season
  • Notre Dame fans are lamenting they didn’t get an easy national championship matchup like Georgia got with TCU and Michigan got with Washington (note: if you’re wishing you faced TCU, then you’re the TCU in this case, you brats)
  • It’s snowing in Auburn, Alabama

May the snow result in permafrost that never lifts and you have to abandon football for ice hockey.

During the season or not, as always, Auburn sucks.

13 thoughts on “A Cold Day in Hell”

  2. This season has caused me to develop a healthy dislike for a few midwest fan bases, primarily from the B1G. I never paid much attention to them before, but having ESPN and the national media hoist their bullshit on us constantly because of the CFP format was ridiculous. As best I can tell, all they do is talk shit about everyone else and complain about everything. I’m glad this fucking season is over.

    • In any language, the message is the same. I’d love to know the foreign translation to it so I could spread the gospel on mission trips.

      • Hola Isabel…Aw-barn sucks!!!
        Close as I can get. Spent most of my time in 11th and 12th grade Spanish shooting squirrels. 😉😂

  6. Those 2021 and 2022 Georgia teams spank this Ohio State team. 2019 LSU destroys them. Likely Bama 2020 does the same.

    Notre Dame? You took advantage of the narrow path to beating us. Good for you. You would have been splattered by the 4 past champions described above.

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