Your Reminder that Auburn Sucks, 7/27/2025

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Even their mascots aren’t near as good as ours.

ESPN’s Ryan McGee revealed his rankings for college football mascots on Thursday, and to many, it’s no surprise who was deemed the best for the live animal division. 

McGee ranked Georgia No. 1 for its Bulldog, Uga, while Auburn’s War Eagle was placed at No. 5 in the category.

When in doubt, just have multiple mascots, all of which are equally inferior to our own Uga.

Thanks to Just Chuck for our Auburn update!

9 thoughts on “Your Reminder that Auburn Sucks, 7/27/2025”

  2. all hail the bestest basketball school on the plains

  4. Slightly related question: Are there any mascots that produce more sh*t each year than Texass’ or Colorado’s? (meant both literally and figuratively)

    • If the institution mascot actually represented the school in question, then the cesspool at low tide is truly the barner mascot…#AUBURN SUCKS!!

    • The Texas folks always suggest that when Bevo and UGA got together a few years ago that UGA would not have come out just well based on size. That thought indicates great ignorance of what Bulldogs were bred to do and historically have been very successful at doing. Bevo would have been in a lot of trouble.

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