Your Daily Reminder that Auburn Sucks

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The Portal Master is still flexing against the SEC.

Here’s my daily hope that the Barners are stocking up on toilet paper, as they might need it only in the event that they run out of Kleenex from crying endlessly throughout this coming season.

14 thoughts on “Your Daily Reminder that Auburn Sucks”

  2. the bag man isn’t as sexy now that everything is out in the open.
    auburn sucks

  3. Hugh Freeze is the best thing that happened to aubrun since Gus Malzahn.

  4. Love this, and I’m starting to wonder if there’s actually some big news about to drop on that program. Recruits always seem to know first. Or, perhaps the boosters are done with Freeze and the side payments are drying up.

  5. Hilarious. Mullen is just goofy. Sleeze is one dung pile higher than the ultimate piece of shit, Urban Liar. Sleeze is the perfect fit for Auburn to go along with Bruce Pearl.

    • I have said and will continue to say that he’s a poor man’s Jimbo Fisher. FanDuel should have odds on whether he’s fired before the end of the season this year. – PDawg30577

  6. Auburn is now a portal school where the ONLY reason most of their players come there is because of money. No different than FSU. Mercenaries all the way down. Hugh is too busy playing golf (10+ rounds entered in his GHIN in June) to worry about recruiting high school recruits. I think this football model is built to fail at the first sign or two of adversity

  7. I am worried that the barn would make a run at Muschamp.

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