Seriously, they picked up a “five star” long snappah.
Some aren’t impressed.
Full of shit is the most accurate description of anything having to do with Auburn on any subject. Why do you think they love toilet paper so much?
Another day, another joke emerges on the Plains.
At first, I thought “Your Daily Reminder” was just a clever title for a post. Then you followed it up with a couple more and I assumed you were just taking advantage of the new cycle. But golly gee willikers if you haven’t turned this into an actual daily post! Well done, jj!
Oh, and FTMF!!
*news
Gah! An edit button, my kingdom for an edit button!
I tell you, this off season especially, this post just kinda writes itself.
Oh good lord, I even wrote “jj” and not “jp”. I’m on a roll today.
How do they even quantify a star for Long Snappas? Reckon, it’s a way to bilk parents out of money to send their kids to the camp circuit since walk-ons got screwed over by NIL.
Is it me or does that uniform and tiger look like they copy/pasted lsu graphics?
Auburn Sucks
Big fucking deal, barners received a commit from a potential student athlete that will be portal bound shortly, if not sooner…#AUBURN SUCKS!!
I tolerated Auburn until 2010. I didn’t have enough hate to go around. Since then, fuck em.
That and all their fake prestige and fandom from the Atlanta kids that couldn’t get into UGA. According to the students that worked for me, Southern and Auburn kids that didn’t get into Georgia are the absolute worse. Interestingly, their friends that went to Tech still pulled for Georgia.
We have even gotten to SEC media days and Auburn fans are looking toward basketball season. Freeze is in full Mullen clown mode.
Does any other place in the whole world throw toilet paper into trees? AU will waste more tp than in all North Korea.`
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Everywhere else just calls it littering.
I was going to make a joke about the historical list of 5-star long snappers being as small as Urban Meyer’s personality, but then I did a quick interwebs search and damn if there’s not a lot of 5-stars spinning long balls between their legs.
Now, much like General Buck Turgidsen, I’m worried we may have a long snapper gap. I’m sure that Kirby will not allow that to happen.
Somewhere Vince Dooley is smiling.
Never did git the whole toomers corner thing, then it reminded me, when ya gotta go, bushes or behind a tree is as good as it gits….#AUBURN SUCKS!!
Long snapping is really a niche talent & highly coveted. Camps & trainers even exist, which is no surprise these days. Kid worked his tail off & deserves to be bragged on by shitty auburn, as that’s what all recruits get these days.
AJ McCarron is a redneck POS who doesn’t speak English well (imagine that). He ain’t done shit post Bama game manager role.
When I first looked at the picture, it appeared he is missing his right arm. I had to do a souble take. And yes the tiger looks like its lifted from Mike at LSU. That would be sooo Auburn and Hugh Freeze.
I’m all for a daily Auburn Sucks post…maybe even 2 a day.
There’s plenty of material for it, that’s for sure!
Nothing says commitment picture like 2 rolls of TP and 2 mascots.
Nothing says commitment picture like 2 rolls of TP and 2 mascots.