Just because you moved to Miami doesn’t mean you can evade the car issues, Carson.
Hey, look on the bright side. At least he can’t get any speeding tickets now. Not that he’s speeding to and from the local Publix.
On the other hand, another Dawg did have some off the field driving issues, albeit he’s no longer in Athens.
At least nothing’s happened to anyone on our current roster.
Yet.
Looks like they stole his shoes too but his GF has the same size foot
I hate to read that about Ben.
Once upon a time, this would’ve opened an NCAA investigation faster than anything the Miami cops could do.
WE CAN MAKE FUN OF THE STOLEN CARS BUT IT IS A GREAT LOSE OF MONEY AND THAT IS NOT FUNNY.
The crime rate in Miami must be much higher than it is in Athens.
Well theft probably but probably not the “exiting the alleyway” crimes.
Or was it emerging on a scooter? Or both?
the buried headline is that a 20something actually has/had two cars to be stolen!
some folks that age don’t even have bikes, just a student bus pass.
Hate it for Carson (I really do mean that). If you can afford a Lambo and a Benz, why can’t you afford a secure parking spot for both of them?
Why does his salesman look like he just got out of bed and put on his dad’s pants?
That was the local insurance adjustor ‘splaining to beck “sorry bro’, that year benz and lambo hadn’t had the gps locator activated, but the cute blonde’s gps is all good”…#NEWKIDINTOWN!!
I read somewhere that the issue was that Carson threw someone his keys, but that they were intercepted.
Post of the day (on yesterday’s post)!
Probably Kamari Lassiter.