Updates from Day 2 of the Draft – Amazon Prime Doesn’t Have Day Two Delivery

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Congrats on three o-linemen getting drafted in Round 2 and 3:

Meanwhile, all 5 of the drafted QBs in the first three rounds never had their number retired:


Don’t worry, though, the draft drought isn’t hitting just the Sanders family. Everything’s sunny in Gainesville, too:

Sometimes the world has a way of balancing itself out, doesn’t it?

6 thoughts on “Updates from Day 2 of the Draft – Amazon Prime Doesn’t Have Day Two Delivery”

  1. “…there’s a lot of teams (Deion) wouldn’t want Shedeur to play for..”

    Unfortunately all the teams are in the nfl.

  2. The sense of entitlement that some of these young athletes have is remarkable to me.

  3. What will be lost in all this is the tone deafness of the World Wide Leader. Everybody knows that when Garrison was robbed of the Heisman in 92 that reality lost out to the media narrative. Sadly with carriage fees keeping revenue flowing into networks (thinking it’s advertising dollars is part of a changing landscape), there’s no lesson (repercussions) learned. What has the Entertainment Sports Network ever gotten right? Women’s sports are popular? What ever pet/nobody they coronate/choose is some sort of Human Rights warrior? Inventing some sort of Mad Libs smorgasbord of chosen demographic personalities to host shows attracts eyes? Trafficking in salacious rumours about 18 year-olds in Oxford? Flinging feces at the wall hoping to create a Jackson Pollock work that the white claw chugging, zyn popping bros will dig as much as the white dudes for Kamala generally never works (and keep thinking that trying to appeal to women that aren’t the awesome wives I hear many of you rightfully brag aboot will pay the bills for sports networks). Since there’s no financial penalty, the current sports mediascape will keep limping along.

    Sanders was a completely made up thing and many of y’all saw it like a Malcom Gladwell Bink (mind you it was spotted by multi age groups on this site from Boomer to Zoomer). NOBODY thought a .500 QB that nobody watched (despite the contrived attention invented around him or actual pro scouts that got over it purdy quick) was wanted by the National Football League. You know who the NFL wants? Murderers, drunk drivers, dog fight ring bankrollers, wife beaters and the Mannings that can damn play! Even with the grotesque guardrails the national Football League uses to manufacture parity and create games that come down to who misses a field goal at the buzzer, dudes that want to keep their jobs will grind the grist of getting the best player that they think will protect their jobs (and still 60% of teams can’t crack the code) and generally it will be the most vanilla generic player. Just because they show highlights of some undersized, underdog with a fictional feel good story (btw, how does the underdog story go when he’s a Pappy drainkin’ hard ass that doesn’t tow the company line?) doesn’t mean a League executive wants to lose their job over it. And, Just because the national Football League takes the King’s Shilling in network deals doesn’t mean they are gonna play the game.

    We don’t know the next made up phenom they’ll settle on, but we know they won’t get it right. Sadly, expect an even dumber hype train and absolutely no lessons learned. Thankfully, paint is still affordable and watching it dry will stimulate your dome more than a wanna be TikityTok clip of some non-hacking goof the sports media invents that is all everything until proven to be nothing (kudos, to the educated folks that threw up in their mouth after that run-on sentence, smh).

    For the record, I don’t care about clouds and I’m allowing the neighborhood kids to chase their baseballs around in my yard. They’re little kids and they pull for the Braves.

    Go Dawgs!
    FTMF!!

  4. 3 IOL in the 2-3 rounds… so if the talent was there, what happened Stacy?

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