The guys at SEC Shorts welcomed the two newest members of the conference in style:
And when you’re having shade thrown your way by Vanderbilt you know that the hazing has officially begun:
Welcome to the conference, guys. Kirby is waiting on you in the bathroom to give you your first atomic wedgie.
Also, here’s this:

Interestingly enough, there’s one new team that ain’t on this list. Maybe that’s why Texas really isn’t everybody’s biggest game on their schedule this year after all.

Anyway, regardless of the new members, it’s been a hell of a ride with the old crew, and these new guys don’t know what they’re in for, year in and year out.
It just meant more, didn’t it?
The only reason Texas is on anyone’s radar is they are Texas.
The reason everyone wants to beat their brains is their spoiled, arrogant fan base.
All hat, very little cattle in modern day football.
You asked for it, Texas. You aren’t playing Iowa State, Kansas State and Baylor anymore.
I miss the 10 team SEC.
It’s no longer the Southeastern Conference. It has become the SCTC – the South Central Time Conference now. In the original 10, there were 4 eastern time zone schools, 5 central time zone schools, and Auburn sat on the time zone line.
There’s really nothing eastern about the league any longer with the 5 former SWC/Big 8 schools.
The sec office is waiting for the acc to shoot itself and suck in a couple Institutions to offset that central time zone issue, which will cause a new name change to the sesw8ac conference, where it just mean$ more!….who knew?….GO DAWGS!!
I love the Sewanee spot in that video.
That was funny.
Boy that was a reunion video, even had Matt. I’m glad they are back because they tell it like it is.
Nice video until they welcomed them in. Texas and OU can sit at a table in the corner of the lunch room while Vandy hurls insults.
Vandy epic brainiac shade…well done sir…now take your 9 losses like a good little fella