Mario Cristobal, noted national champ ACC champion Sun Belt and PAC 12 champion coach, takes some time out of his busy day raising money to talk about the purity of recruiting and the role of a coach at the most reputable program in America.
If you find other clips of Pate’s fellating of Cristobal, he talks about how much he misses being in kids homes, etc, etc.
In the clip above, he talks about people throwing tomato cans at you. That’s the nature of sports, so it’s Cristobal’s responsibility to train these kids up to face the criticisms of sports, not the glory. This would largely be because Cristobal hasn’t tasted respect and success in quite some time, but has positioned his guys to taste criticism, like pulling Ward at halftime of the Cheez Its Bowl. Or, more notably, this:
The guy pulls a top recruit using NIL funds and brings in Carson Beck and suddenly he’s at the top of the coaching heap. And he wants to talk integrity in football as he actively contributes to the destruction of it. Feels like I’m listening to Jim Baker preach about fidelity.
If I want perspective on coaching and development, I think I’ll take my lesson from Kirby Smart. He at least focuses on success through perseverance, not perseverance through failure.
Thanks anyway, Super Mario.
“ABC”…GO DAWGS!!
Nice Baker reference. How did the song go?
“Bum bum bum…Keep it in your pants Jimmy! Remember what they say… Bum bum bum bum… Next time you get a woody take it home to Tammy Faye”
Cristobal is an asshole for a couple of reasons. He poached a Dawg for one, then Mario the Magnificent made me laugh out loud during a nerd win with that bonehead call. I wasn’t a Miami fan to begin with but now they’re in the “Wears Orange” bin. FTMF
Nothing is stopping Mario from doing in home visits.
Restraining orders??? Oh wait, that’s the actual Auburn coach, not the Auburn Lite coach…
so thankful Kirby is our coach from the on the field to off the repping the G.
look at tooks like dabo dabo doo, hugh sleeze, etc
Dammit Mario!!! You went and made me feel good about a Tech win.
Great coaching. At least their mercenary rental players can afford high end performance vehicles for the 25 mile commute to play in their half empty stadium in their shitty conference.