Message Board Geniuses: Starkvegas Edition

This should come as no surprise to anyone, but the Bizarro Dogs believe we *gasp* cheated in the Super Regional.

Bat shaving? We knew the pitches? Does anyone want to tell them that they hit 12 homeruns off a pretty good pitching staff and, if anything, it looked like Mississippi State just had our number both days of competition?

Meanwhile, it seems they’re a little conflicted at MSU, and some fans are ignoring the obvious cheating and demanding the team walk all the way back home.

Lord, help these people. They’re becoming Tennessee fans.

8 thoughts on “Message Board Geniuses: Starkvegas Edition

  1. Just an unlucky Supers matchup for them. MSU might have been the second-best team left in the field the way they’ve been playing. The only team they lost to in the entire postseason was Georgia, and all three of those were nail-biters. They’d be headed to Omaha if they had West Virginia or Troy or Cal Poly paired against them.

  2. It’s not cheating, it’s called scouting and doing your homework at the micro level then conveying that to your players.

  3. I’m tempted to give (MSU) them a pass based on the whining and fretting from this fan base regarding start times and trumped (non political) up suspensions, but I won’t. FTMFs. Beating Miss Jr 6 times is easier than beating the Dawgs once! Just like in the scriptures! Did we cheat? GOOD! “Win when you can, lose if you must, but always, always cheat”! – Jesse The Mind Ventura. Kirby done turn our pitiful, Satan lovin’ rivals into beisbol schools and now we’re taking that from them, GOOD. If they raise up on their urine soaked hind legs and cry about cheating, then cheat some more. We need to embrace the Black Hat. Those losers hate us anyways. Ain’t no cure for their Daddy Issues on the horizon so be merciless. Like my Grandaddy used to say: “If it’s the carrot or the stick, beat them to death with the carrot.” He was Puerto Rican so it was in Spanish and sound cosmopolitan and urbane and he hit the beach June 6, 1944 so I took a few notes.

    WE DON’T CHEAT ENOUGH! Take everything from them, we all lived through those time Florida got lucky against us. I rather own up to cheating in Purgatory than walk this Earth listening to our enemies celebrate. They hate us cuz the ain’t us.

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