Getting Defensive in Texas

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First, they go and coax Boom out of retirement, then they go and get another former SEC head coach to serve as a special assistant to Sarkisian.

A longtime defensive backs coach and defensive coordinator before becoming the head coach at Kentucky, Stoops and new Texas defensive coordinator Will Muschamp “have a lot of respect for each other,” the source said.

Stoops will be enjoying a 38 million dollar buyout while serving in the role. Question is – head coaches would go repair their careers by landing in Tuscaloosa under Nick Saban…but is Sarkisian and Texas really the place to go now? Based on results and records, I say no, but it’s probably a nice place to go and buy up all you need to win while collecting a healthy check in the process.

Also, fun fact:

Bold strategy, Sark. Let’s see how it plays out.

9 thoughts on “Getting Defensive in Texas”

  1. Given the fact that defense wasn’t the problem in Austin last year, Sark was looking for a scapegoat since he can’t fire himself.

  3. With lunatic Muslims wondering the streets, who would want to move to that shit hole city!?

  4. I will never stop hating that we added Texas to the SEC. The “if you can’t earn it, buy it” mentality is terrible for CFB.

  5. Texas expects at minimum an SEC championship season from Sark in 2026 as its ROI. Look at the other Texas schools and how much combined cash they are throwing at CFB to buy championships. The amount of ego and arrogance on display should make the b10 jealous.

    I hope the wheels fall off early and they crash and burn in an epically spectacularly bad fashion.

    I really don’t care for Texas or Greg Sankey.

    • I never thought I would pull for the Just for Men spokescoach and anOSU, but it would be funny to see the Hamburger fans melt down in Austin.

  6. Let’s go back to real SEC. 10 is where we need to be. I know money drives it, but makes it tough for us to drive it. Let the shorthorns corral their own conference. Arrogant bunch of Coca Cola cowboys!!! FTMF’s!!!

  7. Seems like Sark is doing everything he can to get a defense to stop the Dawgs, knowing that his offense doesn’t have a chance.

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